Well, if you were wondering what senatorial primary race of the coming election cycle to stay glued to, ponder no more, because hands down, “this is gonna be lit” to quote the local paper, the Alaska Landmine, explosive Alaska news. Lisa Murkowski has an evangelical wingnut challenger named Kelly Tshibaka, who moved back to Alaska after spending some time in the suburbs of Virginia, running a Pentecostal church and backing Donald Trump’s election fraud claims. So her wingnuttia credentials are platinum, you can’t get any further out there than she is. If you doubt that for a moment, take a listen to this.
“That’s when I realized God loves it when I try to talk in my spirit language. He thinks it’s so cute that the only person in the world who can understand me is Him, and it gave me the freedom to just start — to just start sounding like an 18-month-old, because in my spirit, I probably was just 18 months old, and then what happened is, over time, I’d start to notice sentences or phrases, or, if you listen to it now, if you were to record it, you could tell there’s a syntax and there’s grammar, and I can tell with my brain that it’s a real language.”
This is exactly what we don’t need in the United States Senate, is this woman and her brain. This is beyond parody. If Kurt Vonnegut was still alive and writing political satire, he couldn’t make it up. I wish Vonnegut was here, too, because he’s the only one I can think of whose wheelhouse is so far out there that this would fit right in it.
Spirit Language? 70 proof spirit perchance
Hearing voices is not religion…..it’s schitzophrenia.
She doesn’t “hear” the voices. She has the “gift of tongues” and if she speaks over you when you’re sick, you’ll get healed. I had a wingnut speak in tongues over me when I got out of the hospital once. This woman was batshit but she was well intentioned and so I let her speak over me in tongues but it was the pain killer that got me through the night, let’s just put it that way. What she’s saying here is that she can “hear” a language with her vastly superior brain.
God must love batshit crazy idiots…he made so many of them! I do believe thats a quote from a movie, but i can’t remember which one right now.
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How does she know what god’s reaction to her babbling is? How does she even know it’s a deity?
What the f@ck has this world come to. God thinks it’s cute???? Wow!!!
If anything, this woman need a psychiatrist definitely not a god. Lit Blue Sock I agree with you.
Let’s hope people in Alaska are too smart to believe this garbage and a sick woman.
It’s so shocking to even think this sick woman could be elected, like Greene she is not governmental material. They are sick not even eccentric.
I was a Religion major at Carolina. I once spoke in tongues after a bottle of red wine, some Colombian reefer, & a hit of windowpane. God said she was bored with our arrogance & stupidity. After I got up off the bathroom floor, I promised to never do that combo again. Thus endth the lesson.
I love your comment, Scott; I’ll read it again later when I need another good giggle!