“Blow winds and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!…and Thou, all shaking thunder, crack nature’s moulds…that make ingrateful man.” — King Lear, Mike Lindell

Well, friends, it’s another day, another rant from Mike Lindell. In today’s episode, Magic Mikey is still distressed, and that’s putting it mildly. Those ingrates at Walmart, who have evidently forgotten who Lindell is and how important his pillow empire is, dropped his product two days ago, as you are no doubt aware.

And Lindell, with his keen nose for nefarious conspiracy, has unearthed the truth. China. Excuse me, Chy-nuh. Walmart is in bed with the Chinese to screw Mike Lindell by imitating his product.

I think it’s only fair that Walmart come clean and 1) admit they have long envied Lindell’s product and connived to steal it, and 2) they really should rename it MaoPillow. Don’t you think that’s fair? I most certainly do.

Now I never do commercial interludes in these blogs, but perhaps I will start. Dear Lord, take a look at this, speaking of China.

My God, it’s a cross between a dog, a snack tray and a flying saucer. I am in awe. What a brave new world we live in and with such wonders in it.

Now here’s an extra “treat” and I put it in quotes. This is a link to a video on GETTR. It features Mike Lindell and Diamond & Silk. It’s over an hour long and I certainly wouldn’t expect you to watch it that long. I wouldn’t want my worst enemy to watch an hour of this. But I share it here, because this is what they’re watching on the other side of the cultural divide. It’s total brain death. Give it two or three minutes.

Stay tuned for upcoming bulletins from the War On Walmart. The next time we get a postcard from the front, we’ll post it. Sigh.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Remember when we were kids and anything in a five & dime type store (and even better places with more grown-up stuff) labeled “Made in China” meant it was a piece of crap? (Sometimes that’s still the case of course but overall they got much better at mass production) I find it deliciously ironic that Lindell of all people, a guy who has made an ill-gotten fortune from peddling CRAP now feels he’s getting ripped off by Chinese crap (pillows).

    Justice might be dead and gone but it seems like Karma is hanging in there!

  2. I’d love to know how much Lindell’s workers make. Are they making a “living wage” for producing his crap? Are they making decent “union wages” for the stuff?
    I mean, the whole reason everything started getting “Made in China” (as well as Bangladesh and Vietnam and Honduras and the Dominican Republic) was because those evil unions were causing prices of goods made in America to be too high–even in the less-union friendly textile states in the South. So, the textile plants started going overseas, getting their goods made at a fraction of the cost of American-made goods (’cause, you know, no unions artificially causing wages to go sky-high). Even Walmart–which spent most of the end of the 20th century boasting of selling “American-made goods” (though not necessarily union-made goods)–finally gave in and started selling the foreign-made stuff.

    • I have jeans made in Guatemala that are better quality than ones made in China. Same price, too. So it’s not *just* money.

  3. WalMart is well known these days for selling mostly foreign-made stuff…even a lot of their store brand foods are made in China! One of many reasons that I have boycotted WalMart for over a decade!!

  4. I’m sort of curious as to when Mike the Shrike obtained a patent on pillows. To look at his ones, they don’t appeart any different to the ones I’ve used all my life (not the same ones natch -and all with different fillings)

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