Mike Lindell filed yet another suit against Dominion Voting Systems yesterday, his April 19 effort having been thrown out of court, apparently. This latest suit is 82-pages long and quite honestly, it doesn’t give the impression of having been written by a lawyer. Or, maybe times have changed since I worked in that business, which was about eleven years ago. Stylistically, this suit is like nothing I’ve ever seen and substantively, it is trash. That’s not just my opinion, either.
The suit quotes literary works in different places. This is a new one on me. Law review articles start out with quotes but lawsuits? “Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows,” from Shakespeare’s The Tempest is one of them. “But you can’t make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up around them. It can’t last.” That’s Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451. If any of you legal types here are still out in practice, would you let me know if this is how it’s done these days?
The first 66 pages of the suit are preamble to the causes of action. That’s a lot of preamble. And in it you will find commentary that you’ve heard before, about passwords and routers in Maricopa County, you know the drill. Lindell seems to be adjudicating not his own issues with Dominion so much as tilting at the Big Lie windmill full force.
I mention that I don’t think that a lawyer wrote this because the chief rookie mistake that you do not make, and you learn this on your first set of midterm exams, first semester, is that you do not mix issues. That is the cardinal sin that will have you bouncing onto academic probation or out the law school doors altogether. Here, it’s all one big mishmash of witness intimidation mixed with the First Amendment, mixed with the Arizona audit. As one of my law professors said about something similar, “it’s a social argument, it’s not a legal one.”
If you want to take a bash at it, here’s the link to courtlistener.
A litigator named Akiva Cohen wrote an analysis of the last fifteen pages or so of the suit, where the causes of action are finally stated. Here’s a link to the thread reader. This guy is funny. Here are a few snippets.
OK, as promised, a thread on the flaming bag stuffed with feces Mike Lindell and his excellent lawyers at @BTLawNews left on the electronic doorstep of the Minnesota federal court yesterdayAnd yes, I tagged @BTLawNews (and am tagging their other practices @BTLawLE @BTLawTrade @BTLawDC) for a reason. I’m not sure they understand how rapidly this filing is torpedoing their reputation; I’ve already seen GC’s on here pledging never to send them any businessAnd that’s well deserved. Not only did @BTLawNews @BTLawLE @BTLawTrade @BTLawDC sign up for a morally repugnant assault on American democracy, *but they did a craptastic legal job doing it*. In-house counsel thus gets to stay away for both moral and practical reasonsIt’s one thing to have zero moral compass beyond “hey, we’re going to get paid a pile of money for doing this,” @BTLawNews @BTLawLE @BTLawTrade @BTLawDC. It’s another thing entirely to torch your moral reputation while *also* informing the world you stink at “law” stuff, tooLet me be as clear as I possibly can: If I saw this quality of work from @BTLawNews @BTLawLE @BTLawTrade @BTLawDC on ANY case – even pro-bono representation of literal saints – I’d advise any client who asked to run away, not walk. This is capital-S shoddy on substance. […]
An *abuse of process* claim? That’s basically a claim that a party to a legal proceeding is using legal process (a subpoena, a complaint, etc.) for a reason that it was not intended to be used.For example, if I really want to know how much money you have in the bank, so I can tailor an offer to buy something from you or leverage you on a deal, so I engineer a default judgment against you on a bogus claim (like by not serving you and claiming I did) and then …subpoena your bank records as part of “collecting” on a judgment I know is false and will be vacated – that’s an abuse of process. I’m using legal process not for the reason it was intended (to actually collect on a judgment) but purely for an ulterior reason (to get info). […]
So as a matter of DC law, Lindell’s claim for abuse of process based on the defamation suit is dead as a fucking doornail unless he can prove Dominion never believed it had a viable case against him (and I doubt he alleges that, but we’ll see).Again, something the genius law-doers at @BTLawNews @BTLawLE @BTLawTrade @BTLawDC apparently never thought about “researching”. Guys, you may want to add this “research” thing to your law-doing checklist moving forward!Also, I hate to say it @BTLawNews @BTLawLE @BTLawTrade @BTLawDC but you may want to mute or block me because I’m planning on blowing up your mentions with reference to each of you each time you guys substantively fucked up in this pile of crap, and … um … that’s a lot.
Here’s a fun thought to ponder. What if Madman Mikey decides to sue the law firm that dumped him? Like you I believe the partners knew damn well he’d been taken on as a client, probably because he paid a nice fat retainer. But, and here’s where the fun begins after doing so various Jr. Partners and associates realized just how bat-shit crazy Lindell actually is and wouldn’t attach their names to what he wanted them to file/plead in court. But there was ONE guy who was willing to go all-in as the saying goes. Maybe he sought approval of the managing partners and maybe he didn’t. Either way, if Lindell was in fact only taken on by the firm because he paid enough of a retainer that they were too greedy to turn down and then wouldn’t do what he wanted and then dumped him he might have enough of a cause of action to get a lawsuit filed and have some actual discovery!
If that happens popcorn futures will take yet another surge. Lindell, if he can take his eyes off the proverbial White Wail of succeeding in a “Kraken” lawsuit where Sydney Powell has failed just might have a case against this law firm if they took a significant amount of his money and didn’t perform anywhere near the amount of work justified by that retainer. And the recently fired lawyer who is still representing Lindell will I’m sure be happy to file against his former firm claiming breach of contract. As I said at the beginning, we might get a lot, a LOT of entertainment out of this before it’s all over.
Mr Liddell obviously sufferers from an addictive personality disorder. He has replaced Meth with religion with fascism as his ruling force and crutch to help him deal with self-loathing inadequacies he battles within himself.
All of the three have combined to lead him into the self destructive behaviors he is displaying now and will eventually lead to and hasten his demise.
Lawyers need to stop making money off the mentally ill.
That would be discrimination because the “mentally ill” should have the right to obtain legal representation just as everyone else does.
Besides, Lindell isn’t “mentally ill”; he’s a f*cking moron.
Also, there is the old saying “A fool and his money are soon parted.” If Lindell wants to go broke to prove how big of a Trump supporter he is and a bunch of lawyers want to take his money, then more power to them. You’ll notice that the guy who would benefit the most from all of Lindell’s silly lawsuits hasn’t exactly contributed financially to Lindell’s efforts (but you can be sure that he’ll use Lindell’s inevitable bankruptcy as another fund-raising point–how the “deep state” caused a “good man” to lose his fortune in the “defense of liberty”).
Lindelll should stick with pillows. Politics bring out his natural idiocy. Republicans definitely take idiocy to new heights.