This is certainly coming from out of left field, with all that’s going on in Trump world today, but take a moment and have some comic relief. Donald Trump stinks. Yes, we have known that for many years but no, really, he physically stinks of body odor. This is one of those things that is common knowledge in Washington, at least according to Adam Kinzinger, but it doesn’t get talked about.
One person who did talk about it was Kathy Griffin, who had been on The Apprentice at one point. Griffin talked to Mary Trump about it, and I’ve been hoping Mary would chime in on this issue but not so far today. (It could be that she’s taking a few hours off from her uncle’s insanity to enjoy life.) Here’s what got the ball rolling.
Kathy Griffin who spent time with Donald Trump while appearing as a guest on the Apprentice said in an interview that Trump smells “like body odor with kind of like scented makeup products.”
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) December 22, 2023
Well, that would explain the look on Kevin McCarthy’s face.
I must say, I wondered about that. So the man physically stinks, as well, but still they catered to him and lionized him? This is getting sicker by the minute.
THE DIAPERS ARENT A JOKE#TRUMPSMELLS https://t.co/rfuMmasJ5Q
— meidasBJ (@midasmightyBJ) December 22, 2023
This is incredible. Nobody hates Donald Trump more than I do, but I seriously had no idea that he was in this bad of a shape.
Having the hashtag #TrumpSmells trend would probably make the former guy crazy. https://t.co/1ITq4MSVuf
— Jeff Dannenberg (@jecrda) December 22, 2023
Again, I marvel at all this. Now we’re going to get to Team Trump’s response as reported by The Independent:
When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.
“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
“He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”
Um…scuse me? Is Congressman Kinzinger the one with 91 criminal charges, in four jurisdictions, and is an adjudicated rapist? Just asking. And beyond trashing Kinzinger, you notice that they don’t deny the claims. Isn’t that intriguing? They could have said something like, “Mr. Trump is an athlete. After a strenuous daily 18 holes of golf, he showers so that he can put on a tuxedo and dance all night before he showers again.”
Evil has an intolerable stench. Every time he open his mouth, he spews lies, polluting the collective consciousness of humanity. This stench pours out from his very pores. No amount of cologne can hide it.
— Rewild The Planet (@GaiasEarth) December 22, 2023
Maybe that’s as simple as it gets. Maybe when you’re a thoroughly rotten human being, a true spawn of Hell itself, you do stink physically as well as metaphorically. Let’s see if Trumpty Dumpty posts about this. Right now he’s too busy having a nervous breakdown over Nikki Haley’s tying poll in the New Hampshire primary.
Well, he only has the one suit.
And that one was built custom by the tent and awning business because of the huge quantity of material needed to disguise his marching-tuba body form … He most assuredly has been sweating profusely during his interviews with non-fox news people …
The cleaner people probably refuse to clog their machines with so many yards of material in one load …
Heck, the rooms he has at Mar-o-golf, probably feature spot lights he can stand in for other people’s benefit, so they can more easily see his wonderful self … That would make extra heat for his daily routines …
I had always imagined an aroma of brimstone mixed with Brut cologne.
Keep it up! Bad breath. Body odor. Keep it up!!
did you know his breath is that of a fishing boat in the summer?
when he gets stressed bigly it’s an automatic depends loading and that is
a foul smell that would make a vomit lapping-up dog vomit.
the emperor has no nose…
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
I’ve often referred to him as a flaming orange human shaped rectum. Maybe that’s what he actually is, and stuff with shit to boot.
That explains why the rapist has to assault women. Hard to charm a woman into bed when you smell like a freshly laid turd and you’re as cuddly as ‘a seasick crocodile’. Right grinch?
Time to go to the real source. Let’s get a quote from Stormy Daniels and Melanoma.
Finally, it’s conformed that the malodorous mange actually stinks, physically. Nothing like a confirmation, that’s gone feral in the public domain – such a welcome fragrance, isn’t it.
Something is rotten in he state of Marmalado…Alas, poor Donald
(apologies to Willie Shakespeare)
If the RWNJ’s do not like people talking about drumpf’s odor problems, give him a bath every day if necessary. Perhaps one of his kids might do him a favor and ask him to use scent-free makeup products. Going on some mindless rant is asinine. Of course that is all one can expect from these people.
Thin-skinned grifter is thin-skinned.