I don’t know what caused Kimberly Guilfoyle to break bad, but whatever it was, it appears to be soul deep and irreversable. She was married to Gavin Newsom for five years and she had a respectable job as a prosecutor at that time.

Then along came Fox News and somehow the lure of celebrity got to her. It’s unclear what happened exactly but rumor has it that the Newsom family was not thrilled with Guilfoyle’s new choice of occupation and then there was the reality of being married while living 3,000 miles apart. So they decided to get a divorce.

Fox News was the rabbit hole for Guilfoyle. She settled a lawsuit alleging that she used to sexually harass her assistant, asking her to spend the night at her apartment, walking around naked in front of the assistant, asking for thigh massages — it got pretty strange. Guilfoyle also used to display photos of mens’ genitalia, these being her “conquests.” Apparently she thought people would care. In all events, here’s what Guilfoyle said today.

She may end up eating those words. Newsom is perfectly capable of a presidential run, should he see that in his future.

This tape is either meant satirically or Guilfoyle simply does not remember where she is. She’s in Arizona and talking about winning?

“Let’s win some more, baby.” Maybe they should put it in a bumper sticker. If what those two have going on is “winning,” losing is where you want to be. Their “winners’ go off to Mar-a-Lago to curse and sulk, while actual winners, Katie Hobbs, for example, will take office in January — and with the congratulations and blessing of former governor Doug Ducey.

Two thoughts: Junior and Guilfoyle are good Christians like Eric and Lara, right? So how come they live in sin? Anybody?

Also, they’ve been “engaged” for at least four years now. Seems a trifle odd, doncha think?

Here is what being a pimple on the a$$hole of show business looks like, in case you wondered.

I guess it’s just this time in history. Everybody wants to be a celebrity. TV is the magic box and everybody wants to be on it. It’s like the line from that old Nicole Kidman movie, “You’re nobody in America, unless you’re on television.”

Even if you’re on the equivalent of the political Gong Show. I guess.

I guess losing is the new winning, or maybe they’re just pretending that they didn’t lose. Too deep for me.

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  1. I’m sure Gavin doesn’t miss a cocaine whore, a money whore, and a nazi loving slut. Probably reads or hears her shit & thinks to himself…thank you God!

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  4. I’m sure Gavin doesn’t care. He’s going to have a nice life, even if he never makes it to the WH as an occupant (which, frankly, he won’t. He’s not that popular in CA.)

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  7. Gavin will transcend Guilfoyle. I’m scratching my head as to whether he could be the right candidate. At this moment I think he could be. I live in California and I met Gavin when he was Mayor of SF.

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  8. is it just me or is there some type of conservative show/convention/meetup like every week somewhere in the country, that needs national media attention? Are there ongoing democratic type events?

    • no, and maybe we need some. not as many. as you note, Republicans are all about show business and of course fundraising, and they are trying to court the younger demographic with these spectacles

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