It’s All Over!! Cyber Ninjas Report Leaked Early, Guess Who Won 2020 Election? BYE-DON!

This is simply too comical. The Great Screenwriter In The Sky definitely wants to rub it in, but good. Donald Trump crowed earlier this evening about how he found it “Interesting that the Unselect Committee of political hacks ‘dropped’ their subpoena request the night before Arizona is expected to announce its findings from the Forensic Audit on voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election Scam.” Point being, the subpoenas were an effort to deflect from the epic bombshell that was set for Friday when the crack Cyber Ninjas were going to finally release their findings after so many stalls and delays.

What happened instead is that a copy of the report leaked out and it proves the audit was as you suspected all along — a colossal waste of time. Nothing substantive changed at all. The winners from November, 2020 are still the winners.

Unfortunately, the report is also littered with errors & faulty conclusions about how Maricopa County conducted the 2020 General Election.

— Maricopa County (@maricopacounty) September 24, 2021

In other words, the “audit” is as bogus today as it was when @FannKfann picked a biased, no-experience team to run it.

— Tim Steller (@senyorreporter) September 24, 2021

If you’re reading this and saying “Huh? All that time and money for this?” yes, that’s what it is. Nothing changed and nothing was going to change. It was a farce and a fraud from the get go and millions of dollars were wasted. As we reported a few weeks ago, quoting a bombshell report by Vice News, money was made hand over fist. A shift supervisor who worked twelve days made over $20,000. Nice work if you can get it. Which brings us up to tonight’s anti-climax. Arizona Republic:

The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas, the Senate’s lead contractor, includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results. The data in the report also confirms that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly won in the county.

The official results are set to be presented to the Senate at 1 p.m. Friday. Several versions of the draft report, titled “Maricopa County Forensic Audit” by Cyber Ninjas, circulated prematurely on Wednesday and Thursday. Multiple versions were obtained by The Arizona Republic.

The Cyber Ninjas and their subcontractors were paid millions to research and write the report by nonprofits set up by prominent figures in the “Stop the Steal” movement and allies of Donald Trump, but Cyber Ninjas CEO Doug Logan said that would not influence their work.

The draft reports reviewed by The Republic minimize the ballot counts and election results and instead focus on issues that raise questions about the election process and voter integrity.

Election analysts say those findings are misleading and built on faulty data.

The draft report shows there was less than a 1,000-vote difference between the county’s certified ballot count and the Cyber Ninjas’ hand count.

The hand count shows Trump received 45,469 fewer votes than Biden. The county results showed he lost by 45,109.

The draft audit report says, however, the election results are inconclusive.

Maricopa County Board Chairman Jack Sellers said the overall results in the draft report confirm “the tabulation equipment counted the ballots as they were designed to do, and the results reflect the will of the voters.” [emphasis added]

“That should be the end of the story,” he said. “Everything else is just noise.”

It should be, but it won’t. I can hear the spinning wheels cranking up now, as the spin meisters attempt to come up with a way that this is fake news, deep state, deep throat, fake orgasms, God alone knows what. Anything other than what it is, verification, once again, that Donald Trump is a loser.

And word is just now breaking that Trump convinced Texas to do an audit in four counties, even though he won that state by 52%. I wonder if the participants of that audit are going to make bank like they did in Arizona? Hold my beer, I’m going to see how long it takes to drive to Texas. I want to be an election fraud auditor and get in on the big money, too.