Maybe the universe will go out with a whimper and not a bang, but the GOP is going out with a roar of laughter. The Republican party may have been grand and venerable at one point. What is left of it is a sham, a fraud, and a collection of clowns that would have frankly made P.T. Barnum envious. Not to mention the snake oil salesmen of Barnum’s era. This is Matt Gaetz pitching woo to Fox News and MAGA.
What a colossal shit show the House GOP caucus is. https://t.co/8fxsRaEpvw
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 12, 2023
Kevin McCarthy’s crazy train caucus are writing the democrats ad's for 2024. Republicans have been investigating Biden for 50 years. THEY FOUND NOTHING! Trump's corrupt AG Barr, special council Durham, Rudy Giuliani and crew, found nothing. Taxpayers are tired of the nonsense.
— Danielle Candela (@DanielleCandela) September 12, 2023
This is the warning of the then-Cassandra of the GOP, now Trump’s lapdog, Lindsey Graham. Today is a day when this rings so true.
*Taps the sign* pic.twitter.com/vBmQ3TzB8R
— Jay Lionel (@JayLionel7) September 12, 2023
This is like going to someone's house while their dysfunctional family is there.
— Whatdidkentweet🇺🇸 (@WhatDidKenTweet) September 12, 2023
These clowns would have to rise several levels in efficiency to even be dysfunctional. Kaput is more of a descriptor for where they are.
Here’s John Fetterman expressing the terror that both Joe Biden and the Democrats feel right now.
John Fetterman mocks Kevin McCarthy. pic.twitter.com/RjvIISjSHS
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 12, 2023
Kevin is leading the Leopards Eating Faces party and now they’re coming to eat his face. Wait — can they do that? Oh, yes, Kev. That’s the sad part. Eventually they get around to eating your face, too.
To paraphrase an old saying: No enemy would dare attack the GOP and end all the confusion and feuding.
He’s Gary Cooper in High Noon without a moral compass, a backbone, or a free beer. I’m not sure he survives the movie. Instead of riding off with Grace Kelly,(let’s face it…who wouldnt?), he’s got crazy Margie riding his back as the link between him and the Now Let’s Forget About Pence, and Hang This SOB, crowd. Time to listen to that Dylab tune: You Gotta Serve Somebody!!! Sanity? Or, stay the head of the swine herd Jesus drove the demons into,(I bet their owner was pissed!), that plunged over the cliff to their doom! What’s it gonna be Kev?
For God’s sake, Kevin, GROW A PAIR and tell the Freedumb Caucus to f**k off! They only have the power you give them.
Senator Fetterman is a rare gem in our political arena. Thankfully he’s on our side rather than the g.q.p.’s.
You can’t be a Republican nowadays unless you’re immoral or amoral. This is not Dwight Eisenhower’s party. The General would be aghast if he was still here. Simply aghast. I had a couple of dear friends who were Eisenhower Republicans. They died in 2009 or so and they would be absolutely aghast if they were here. I think Nixon’s mind would be blown, even.