Of all the stupid, outlandish and indecipherable lies Trump has offered up to his gullible hoards of slavering orcs to date, of which there have been a fetid multitude as innumerable as all the stars and their planets and moons, the one he shoveled out for their consumption in Nevada yesterday has to rank with the most insensible and credibility challenging of them all.
He accused former President of the United States and world class spook George H.W. Bush of being so clueless of how to dispose of shamelessly stolen government documents that he resorted to stashing them in a “Bowling Alley slash Chinese Restaurant” to confound the DOJ.
Despite my lamentation in the title of this piece, surely there cannot be that many of those strangely incongruent Trumpian confabulations in the U.S. – and I propose we search all zero of them.
And pick me up some Chicken Chow Mein while you are at it…
No one even blinks an eye anymore at the fact that whenever trump is speaking he always spends the entire time just listing all of his crimes and lying about them and pretending he isn’t guilty and making shit up and accusing literally anyone who comes to his mind of a conspiracy
— Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke) October 9, 2022
Yup
"my grandfather is a toaster. the government has documents that prove this but they won't release them"
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 9, 2022
Now that I can believe.
Well the FBI needs to be looking at a Chinese restaurant/bowling alley Trump has been to since every accusation is an admission.
— Joseph (@SunstrumJoe) October 9, 2022
Chris Wray is on it. Anything rather than frog marching Trump.
Why do Trumps hate China? pic.twitter.com/QG2xUOGvQ1
— OhIKnow (@OThatssonotnice) October 9, 2022
They don’t but the rubes do.
Thanks for the info! I wondered what in the hell he was referring to. 🙄🤦🏼♀️
— Annemarie (@AnneHL1984) October 9, 2022
Office rentals had to be scarce that year.
— Al Campbell 🇺🇦 (@AlCampbell) October 9, 2022
Yup
After it is seized as a criminal forfeiture, Malomar A Lago could be converted to use as America's first combined presidential library and federal prison. So he would be in a beach club slash presidential library slash federal pen.
— fd343ny (@fd343nyx) October 9, 2022
As long as all the fridges are set to stun, I’m ok with that.
It’d be more like the authorities finding dozens of murdered bodies in your yard and you saying “yeah, well the cemetery down the street has hundreds of bodies buried and nobody blinks an eye”
— Generic481516 (@generic481516) October 9, 2022
🤔🤔🤔
— Edward Mallon (@EdwardMallon5) October 9, 2022
Perfect.
"The only way to get Donald Trump to shut up is to sit him down for a deposition"
– Seth Meyers— Artemis Green (@ArtemisionGreen) October 9, 2022
Yup
He is repeating the claims made on the Eric Bolling show. Perhaps repurposing buildings for NARA storage before the library is completed is exactly like stealing top secret documents and refusing to return them from your club house. pic.twitter.com/6RnuuEzW4B
— Riddle Dude 🌻 (@cyanfrog) October 9, 2022
Oh well, if Eric Bolling said it…🙄
Never any Thorazine around when ya need it
— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) October 9, 2022
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If this is his legal defense we're golden!
— Robinhoodie🇺🇦🇺🇲🏴☠️🏳️🌈 (@FUIndividual1) October 9, 2022
The Chinese restaurant at the end of A Christmas Story (1983) used to be a bowling alley. They just turned off the "W" and call themselves "Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace co." pic.twitter.com/st0ogahhSi
— Mr. B (@BigBallBaron) October 9, 2022
Well, that explains it.
— Slapass McClanahan (@JimSchott6) October 9, 2022
That’s some catch.
— Amy En–Dash 🇺🇦 (@amynala) October 9, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
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And they ridicule Biden for his age. This dude is not well.
— Cherie Morrissey (@cmorrissey59) October 9, 2022
Just another day in dystopia…
Next thing you know he’ll be saying “Obama was from Hawaii. I’ll bet he’s got documents stashed where that Gilligan guy was!”
Damn. They claim a blind pig finds an acorn occasionally. The pig has a better batting average than this nazi swine. The truth is not in him…EVER!
I sincerely hope his end is near.
Either it’s his end or OURS.
and unfortunately I think it’s ours. You don’t have this sort of shit happening, and normalized, unless there is something very wrong with your population, society, whatever.
I have to agree with you, spike. Unfortunately, I saw this coming back in 2016. That is when I really began to take an interest in what was happening with our government.
Is Guantanamo Bay Area still open to incarcerate terrorists? DOJ, throw the orange cretin in there until he starts the revelations of all documents. The US has shown a complete willingness to do this in the past.
and for people far less deserving of such treatment.
Tell me there will come a point when a person’s brain finally shuts down because there is a level of stupidity beyond which a brain has no more room in any part of it for any other function and the host drops dead due to said brain no longer providing the functions necessary for life. I know I am more likely to see a cow actually born neon effing purple but humor me because this level of stupidity in so much of the populace is depressing as shit.
As I watch and listen to what goes on in the good old USA I sure am glad I was born in Canada.
My great grandfather was born there, wish I had been.
Did Xi own the restaurant. Ah, so… Me so funny.
Anyway, Trump keeps coming out with beyond outlandish crapola like this because his fans eat it up (after a few frames, get it). Of course they’re hungry an hour later.
Never mind that the buildings were acquired by NARA and completely repurposed to top standards for storage and security. True facts don’t fly here.
Did Xi own the joint? Ah, so.. Me so funny!
But seriously folks , the main reason Trum keeps coming out with ludicrous bullshit like this is because his base eats it up (of course in an hour they’re hungry again, get it?).
I don’t know what’s worse- Trump’s lying or his base believing it.
NARA repurposed these buildings to proper standards for storage and security but facts don’t matter to these people. Oh, man…
Each of his accusations against former presidents is based on where NARA set up their SECURE facilities in preparation for that president’s library being built. Yes, they repurposed old buildings. And made them secure, and guarded them. And those were the UNCLASSIFIED presidential documents. The classified stuff stays in DC. And no president had any control of those documents, NARA had and still has control of all of them. Presidential libraries are under NARA oversight.