Former Trump Commerce Department official (of course) and candidate for The House in Illinois’ 11th District (environs of Joliet) Catalina Lauf backed up Minnesota GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Scott Jensen’s claim that children identifying as furries are being provided with litter boxes in public schools by those damnable librul teachers…
“The Republican candidate for governor of Minnesota repeated last week a bizarre hoax claim which has been debunked that children are being told they can identify as anthropomorphic cats and are being allowed to use litter boxes to urinate in schools.
Scott Jensen, the Republican candidate and a former state lawmaker, made the comments while speaking to supporters, according to a video of the event posted on Facebook.
“But what about education?” Jensen said. “What are we doing to our kids? Why are we telling elementary kids that they get to choose their gender this week? Why do we have litter boxes in some of the school districts so kids can pee in them, because they identify as a furry? We’ve lost our minds. We’ve lost our minds.”
Furries are a subculture that sometimes involves people dressing up as anthropomorphic animal characters and attending conventions.”
When CNN reporter Andrew Kaczynski highlighted the above story on Twitter and gently pointed out that it’s a internet hoax, Ms. Lauf jumped in and took her fellow MAGA nutcase’s side:
Andrew — with all due respect, this is not a hoax and is happening in schools in Illinois, too.
— Catalina Lauf (@CatalinaLauf) October 3, 2022
That’s when the fun started…
Catalina, I don't mean to alarm you but I'm using a litterbox in your house right now. You know I'm telling the truth because you read it on the internet
— Barnabas Quimby (@hairybusiness) October 3, 2022
Make sure to bury, hairy.
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It's true, all the plumbing has been removed from the bathrooms at my kids' school and replaced with kitty litter. My kids come home and have litter in their shoes and spread it all around the house, it is awful.
— Matt Singer (@matthewjsinger) October 3, 2022
A Swifter ain’t gonna take care of that.
This is sadly true. Fauci's vaccine made my son into a furry
— Andy (@FrancisTheSailr) October 3, 2022
Don’t let Dr. Oz near him!
It's true! My neighbor's cousin's wife's uncle's grandson is a teacher in Illinois and says that the children also chase the red dot from his laser pointer in science class.
— Maskedmudgeon (@Corms) October 3, 2022
Oh noes!
catalina is the cat boy in the room with you right now
— Jort-Michel Connard 🐘 (@torriangray) October 3, 2022
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— Delbert Grady Seasons (@DelbertGSeasons) October 3, 2022
Duh
Cool! Do you have literally ANY evidence to prove it?
— Uncle Boogeyman (@samwilkinson) October 3, 2022
— Hella haunted Barnes (@hella_barnes) October 3, 2022
Yup
This is a winning message and I highly encourage all GOP consultants to get their candidates on board
— Just Some Doc (@forbiddencomma) October 3, 2022
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😂😂😂
— JulieThe RealJules (@JTRJules) October 3, 2022
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perhaps you can explain what's going on here then pic.twitter.com/C0uKSOMH5B
— Mr. Fungi 🚂 (@Mister_Fun_Guy) October 3, 2022
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Just when you think they have run out of stupid they… huh… scratch up more.
It’s either they heard it from a friend of a friend of a relative of someone, or they saw it on FB. And of course “it must be true, because the government wouldn’t let them say it if it wasn’t.”
Makes you wonder if the collective I.Q. of our country is above 50.
The average IQ is about 100. Half of the population is below that.
I struggle to discern how much they believe and how much they say shite like this just to denigrate teachers, FBI agents, liberals etc.
I guess R voters are just that stupid not to be insulted by this kind of BS. Honestly, the GOP disrespect for their constituents is glaring.
Well since the plumbing has been removed from the schools there’s still accommodations there for the teachers to use, right? Or do they prefer to use litter boxes as well? I knew the trans gender bathroom issue would go away someday??? And flush it’s gone, Keep the faith Ms Lout