We’re at a stage in our national politics where I honestly don’t know if we’re all living in a black comedy or if the shit is really about to hit the fan. We know that Greg Abbott is at loggerheads with Joe Biden. And MAGA and Abbott are both at loggerheads with the Supreme Court, because they ruled that you can’t use barbed wire to block federal border agents’ access to the state’s border with Mexico.

But the power of both the executive and the judiciary doesn’t seem to hold water with either Abbott or Kevin Stitt, the Governor of Oklahoma. To hear his “conversation” is like listening to the drawing room discussions in Gone With The Wind when Rhett Butler annoys everybody by stating the obvious about how a civil war is a doomed prospect, but the crazies just go on with their vainglorious babble. This talk was batshit in 1861 and it’s beyond parody in 2024.

Maybe the increase in deaths is from Oklahomans committing suicide because they figure it’s got to be better than living in Oklahoma. I know if this guy was running the show, that would be my call. Quick, get on Route 66 and head west. Anyplace is better than where you are, folks. Go stand in a crop circle and see if you can flag down a UFO. Anything.

You see? MAGA has a great pipe dream going and then realists come along and talk about practical things. Picky, picky. Man, some people are just born buzz kills, I swear.

Our undercover investigation revealed this as the prototype of the MAGA soldier. Ladies, try not to swoon.

This will be Donald Trump’s body man if and when Walt Nauta goes to the slammer, in the wake of Peter Navarro. How long do you think this dude will hold up against the pros in the green light, when they come through the door?

Now for pure comedy, you recall Stitt bringing up the name Florida. Stay with me, now this is good: What if Ron DeSantis decides he’s the 2024 version of Jefferson Davis? I mean, look at it this way: He’s never going to be president of these United States so how about taking a shot at the presidency of the New Confederacy? And Casey has all those white opera gloves and New Camelot didn’t work out so well, so how’s about the New Confederacy?

And this is right up their alley. Greg Abbott is pissed because he doesn’t get to drown children whenever he feels like it, so he’s going to start a civil war. That makes perfect sense, right? Casey doesn’t like to fly commercial and the DeSantis campaign spent more money on private jets than on TV advertising. Or, here’s another possibility.

It seems obvious to me, DeSantis as president of the Confederacy or take out the word “con” and substitute the perfect synonym, which is “Trump” and the new country is the Trumpfederacy.

Let’s just wait and see how strange things get. You may remember this post and say, “You know, that wasn’t really all that far out there after all.”

 

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. the two states currently behaving the most secessionist FL and TX.
    all the outlandish behavior ought not replicate.
    fools go where patriots don’t.

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  2. Another talking suit playing solider and tough guy all the while knowing if the shit went down HIS ass would be home in his castle.

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  4. Have these morons looked at a map? Between Florida, and Texas lie Georgia,,Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana. I suspect they would want a piece of the action, but Southern Bells like Scarlett O’Hara can be pretty spiteful is they only second choice, so maybe not.

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