Another wonderful night at Mar-a-Lago. Every time I see one of these clips, from an obvious club member, I keep thinking that Trumpty Dumpty must realize he’s being sold out from insiders and throw a fit. I wonder how many ketchup bottles will give their lives once Trump sees this clip and realizes that spies, once again, have caught on tape his: 1) rapidly disappearing hair and 2) his constantly disappearing wife. Say what you will about Ivana, at least Trump knows where she is and she’s staying put.

Here’s yet another pathetic clip from the moldy oldy that is worth $2.5 billion and is the most expensive residence in the United States, only in Trump’s dreams. The ghost of Marjorie Post must be laughing when she hears these things. I’m sure she regrets that her Great Gatsy-esque vision of an estate ended up in the hands of this lunatic.

And lookey here.

Well, it’s official. Trump’s losing his mind, his hair, and his wife all at the same time. And his bank account isn’t doing too great, either, but he’s got the MAGA minions to replenish that at will. Or so he claims. He keeps saying that he gets richer with each indictment. Maybe when Trump finally ends up getting convicted, the MAGA legions will just sell all their property and give him the proceeds and live in the streets, while waiting for him to name the time and the place where the flying saucer is going to take them to their new MAGA home. And of course, when that doesn’t happen, and he doesn’t get back in the White House, either, then it’s kool-aide time.

Trumpty hates the windy weather. Remember this?

And he hates rain worse. He didn’t want to go to the cemetery in France on D-Day one year because it was raining and there was Justin Trudeau, doing a speech in the rain, looking handsome, and so was Emmanuel Macron, and Trump was hiding with his can of hairspray and his jar of makeup, terrified of getting wet.

Here’s the happy couple. Married they might be, together they’re not.

*****Warning. This could give you nightmares*******

You can’t unsee the above portraits. Now, there was a bet going, who would show up first: 1) Tim Scott’s girlfriend? 2) Greta Garbo? 3) Mike Johnson’s Black invisible son? or 4) Melania? And we have seen Melania, so now we have to redo the bet. How many people think we won’t see Melania again until the obligatory Thanksgiving Mar-a-Lago soiree?

I wonder if Trump’s going to show up in court in Manhattan and listen to Junior? That’s what’s on the agenda for the first day of November, 2023.

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  3. No doubt this was one of whatever small number of public appearances “with” Trump she had to make to satisfy the terms of her pre-nup. What I found interesting is that he wasn’t even close to arm’s length to her. In fact, he didn’t even move towards her. It makes me wonder if she had a condition included that Trump was no longer allowed to so much as touch her on the back with his grubby little stubby fingered dick-skinners.

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  5. ‘Bring me moose and squirrel!!!’…Natasha didn’t even glance in his direction, knowing media had to be lurking somewhere, even on a phone. As the survivor of three divorces, one of which, was my fault, I know contempt, when she won’t even acknowledge my existence. Listen, the Emperor of Bald Mountain…all those legal matters pale to a woman’s scorn. SHE DIDNT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE YOU EXIST! Sorry folks, I just know he loves caps.

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  6. A Halloween party without costumes? How depressing. Of course she might have had on a costume: Masha from Chekhov us Three Sisters. As she enters someone asks why she is all dressed in black.

    Her response pretty much sums up Melanoma’s attitude to Don the Con: “I’m in mourning for my life.”

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  7. Ursula, I’m gonna have to respectfully disagree……..the hair on that person is too long, are you sure that wasn’t Alina Habba?

  8. Well two points Ursula. We can’t be sure Ivana isn’t going anywhere. Nobody actually witnessed the body going in the hole. I still say that’s another document stash and Ivana is on a mantle somewhere. Second, Melania must not be around or something because I seen Donnie walking away in the wind and he’s definitely missing some hair back of his head. And I don’t mean just a little. You never seen that when Melania was around. I don’t know what she was doing but she had a fix.

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