911 to Mary Trump. Your cousin Don Junior is using his Twitter feed to make veiled statements which, we fear, say more about the disordered state of his own tattered mind than they do about the issues at hand.

This has been going on for quite some time as well. Maybe it’s a cry for attention or maybe a cry for help.

Or, maybe he figures Daddy will see this and finally approve of him and think he’s smart. Who knows? Here’s the latest ouevre in Junior’s nest.

Now if the bars could be rotated 180 degrees, by golly, I think we would have something.

Did you enjoy that one? Here’s another doozy.

I don’t even want to speculate. My best guess is that when he comes up with these memes, it’s after he’s already done his public service announcement and he’s too wasted to do anything else but memes and this is what his “creative mind” comes up with.

Speaking of those public service announcements, Junior is rather perturbed that people think that he uses illicit drugs. My.

Maybe it’s not chemicals at all. Maybe it’s a wildly boisterous and exuberant reaction to life. Good to know. Because if it was chemicals, he might need a detox program but since there’s no chemical issue here, no program, ergo Junior will live to be 200, just like this father, right? Those Trump men are made of hearty timber.

It’s like the old cliche about smoking, “I can quit any time I want. I’ve done it 100 times already.”

Maybe Junior can collect all the memes and publish them in a book and sell it alongside Trump’s coffee table book. It will give him something to do besides basic weaving when he’s under observation somewhere.

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  3. Two things: First, Junior’s ongoing coke abuse has probably left him with a case of the shakes which means sometimes when he’s cutting in the PCP/Angel Dust to his cocaine he probably dumps in too much. Second, that redacted dick pick. It seems Stormy Daniels has somehow managed to put the spectacle of her and Trump in her past and is living a quiet life now – probably just being a feature dancer in strip clubs around the country. Still, wouldn’t it be grand if she were to do a bit of editing of that pic? As in coloring in an orange, noticeable shorter than average dick with a mushroom head and post it on twitter with the caption “there – unredacted as you requested!”

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  4. Hey Donnie Donnie Donnie. I know you guys think John Kennedy Jr is still biking around, but, sadly Freud is dead, so he’s not available to explore your…uh…interior. So, just stick to what you know…snow removal.

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