After a four hour opportunity for Kari Lake supporters to call upon the God of the Old Testament to squash the vipers and snakes on the Maricopa County Election Board under his heel, and to deploy whatever other Old Testament solutions to election fixing that he might have in his bag of miracles, Maricopa County certified unanimously the results of the November 8th election, pretty much ending, for all but the most truly deluded, any questions of the outcome.
“PHOENIX — A four-hour meeting packed with conspiracy allegations, outbursts and threats was capped off by a unanimous vote by the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors to certify the results of the Nov. 8 election .
Supervisor Steve Gallardo declared the 2022 election “over.”
But not everybody in the room agreed.
At least 35 people stood at the podium Monday to address discontent and doubt around the elections system. The Board of Supervisors’ auditorium, usually close to empty, was packed for the meeting.
In the span of a few hours, speakers took turns calling county leaders “political hacks,” “clowns,” “traitors” and “vote traffickers.” As at a Nov. 16 meeting, they lambasted officials with unproven claims about a rigged election and asked them to refuse to canvass, or certify, the election tallies.“
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall at those strategy meetings:
“Yeah, Martha, we’ll call them traitors and hacks, that is sure to change their vote!”
The following lady was pretty typical of the speakers but there are more in Ron’s Timeline if you want to watch them…
Woman gives a dire apocalyptic warning to Maricopa Supervisors if they certify the election. pic.twitter.com/Ng43UvORN0
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) November 28, 2022
Hoo-boy 🙄🙄🙄
Whatever you do kids, do NOT trick or treat at this granny’s house. 👀
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) November 28, 2022
Yeah, she might give ya some of that moldy rye bread she’s eating… 🤣🤣🤣
She doesn't believe a voting machine can count, but she believes a snake can talk
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 28, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
How did the people behind her keep a straight face? I need to take lessons from them.
— Rachel Vindman 🌻 (@natsechobbyist) November 29, 2022
Check out my top pic, Rachel.
Holy mixed metaphors Batman. 😂
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) November 28, 2022
💥💥💥
Fluffy is innocent! Meemaw however…
— AnnGiven (@AnnGiven) November 28, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
They exploit Christ and the Bible like they exploit everything else. If they trust and believe in God so much as they claim to, why didn’t they trust God to make sure the election wasn’t stolen?
— 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢 (@ChidiNwatu) November 28, 2022
🤔🤔🤔
Anyone know the shortest verse in the Bible? Because that is what Jesus is doing right now.
— Lily🌻 (@LilyinIndiana) November 28, 2022
Yup
— Krn77 (@Kirankool) November 28, 2022
Yup
This is why Bronze Age Fairy Tales have no place in government.
— Nerzog (@Nerzog999) November 28, 2022
Amen
After all the fun and games were over this county supervisor had some words for Kari Lake and her crew.
Maricopa Superv’s done w/Kari Lake. This is 🔥: “You look at the twitter feed of Kari Lake, they put up 28 posts of people yelling at us. But once the public comment was done, that was it. That’s all they want supporters to know. They don’t want to let the voters know the truth.” pic.twitter.com/EE1NO2BdH3
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) November 28, 2022
That’s the gospel truth, right there.
That’s what happens when you boil conspiracy theories in a crooking pot