Let’s have a vote on this issue, right here, right now. Donald Trump’s tombstone should read, “And when I got to heaven, it was the biggest crowd ever. God said to me, ‘Sir, I’ve never seen anything like it. You better take my job.'”

I mean, WHAT IS IT with Trump and crowds? Crowds are a phallic symbol? What?

The image at the top of this post is apparently the one he does not want you to see. Here he goes with his version of what was there yesterday.

You can believe what you want, 5,000 or 25,000

Maybe Trump should talk to film director Roger Corman. He once said that he “did the Trojan Wars with two guys and a bush.” He could create the illusion of millions for Trump and apparently that’s the illusion that he needs.

 

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  1. This evil person will NEVER see the gates of Heaven, straight to HELL he’s going! Yea, that was a HUGE crowd alright!!! LOL When will he be carted off to prison???

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  2. “1. And Trump stood before the multitudes of poor and downtrodden and promised them riches if they did his bidding. Given the length of his sermons the ‘organizers” had left a couple of loaves and a half dozen fish on the table next to where he stood and he complained it wasn’t enough. Most in the crowd had nothing to give but those who did gave all they had and when Trump was done and they departed he had several baskets of food.

    2. But Trump was not pleased. For although the crowd had given all they had there was no “steak” (much less burnt (the way he liked his steak) nor was there any ‘beautiful chocolate cake’ and he was much displeased.

    3. And since he had the names of all who had attended yet not pleased him with their gifts (despite it being all they had to give unto him) thanks to his Secret Service detail screening all admitted to the venue he ordered their names be added to the list of those who would not be allowed into MAGA World.

    4. Trump was also mightily displeased with his senior minions for not ensuring sufficient numbers of people to hear him speak. And also the general scruffiness and general loser character of the crowd that did indeed assemble to hear him hold forth that not a single one had an offering of burnt steak, beautiful chocolate cake nor even so much as a single can of Diet Coke!

    5. And the senior minions fled before his wrath as he flung items at them and threatened to banish them from his ‘kingdom’ forever.”

    (Thus sayeth the word in the Gospel of Trump)

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