Did anybody know that narcissism was a communicable disease? And apparently a contagious one as well? Silly me, I thought it was a psychological condition but covering the Trumps, the obvious is right in front of my face. Lara Trump has decided that she’s a star. Her only issue is deciding in what medium, exactly, she is a star. Clearly, she caught narcissism from patient zero, her father-in-law. And boy, does she have a severe case. Sigmund Freud, you better grab Karl Jung and come back to life via the Twilight Zone because we need help in this dimension.
Lara’s music career didn’t work out the way she planned. To hear her tell it, she was a massive hit on ITunes, Spotify, SoundCloud, all that, on her way to becoming a legend and then she was sabotaged by left-wing crazies jealous of her artistic gifts — just like her father-in-law. But Lara, like all Trumps, is a brave and intrepid soul, and so if she couldn’t be a superstar with a blockbuster song, well then, by golly, she’s going to insinuate herself into a blockbuster movie. So she chose Barbie.
— Britt Nessie (@DemocraticDaisy) November 1, 2023
Now maybe it’s her Halloween costume and this is just a one night stand. Who knows? I think Lara would have done better to have chosen Oppenheimer to imitate, seeing as how that’s a movie about a tremendous bomb. That strikes me as far more appropriate.
What’s that you say? Weren’t the right-wingers calling Barbie a communist and a trouble maker because of her feminist views, all that? Yes, but, MAGA Barbie will be different. And Lara will show us how, we’re sure of that.
I think, friends, that Lara may have decided that if her singing voice didn’t have the desired effect, that she would go for an all out beauty and glamour attack. And this is it. This is witchcraft, wicked witchcraft, Trump style. I, for one, am very grateful to Lara that she’s keeping her mouth shut. Now, for her next creative career, if she would just keep her mouth shut AND put a bag over her head, I think she would really be on to something.
Hey, I got it: puppetry. Stay with me know. You’re going to like this. Remember the movie Being John Malkovich? I think Lara should live in a world where everybody is Lara Trump. Yes, I know, that would be Hell to the yous and mes but clearly, to her it would be ideal. So her starring vehicle should logically be called Being Lara Trump — whatever it’s about.
I’m so thrilled with this concept, I may even write Lara a fan letter and suggest it to her.
This will take you to Facebook where you can watch Eric hand Lara makeup brushes.
Isn’t that wonderful, Lara and Eric? I can see them now, 20 years in the future. Lara will live in an old Spanish hacienda in Beverly Hills and a Hollywood screenwriter’s car will break down in her driveway and she’ll employ him to write a script for her comeback. And Eric will be her butler.
Ahhh, if I just had a dollar for every time I’ve typed the words, you can’t make this shit up, I’d be blogging from the French Riviera right now, Hand to God.
That “Really Shitty Karaoke Singer Barbie” meme is super, whilst not taking the thunder out of your article, particularly tour words “… Did anybody know that narcissism was a communicable disease? … Clearly, she caught narcissism from patient zero, her father-in-law. And boy, does she have a severe case…” clearly nails her ‘look-at-me’ orbit to a wall where it belongs. Nice work because ‘that’s entertainment’. Well done.
“I think, friends, that Lara may have decided that if her singing voice didn’t have the desired effect, that she would go for an all out beauty and glamour attack.”
Except that, relative to other performers, her ‘beauty and glamour’ are on par with her voice.
She needs to find a niche where undesirability is a positive, I can’t think of one.
Maybe she could be a model for third-rate plastic surgeons that specialize in overdone Botox treatments and lip injections to create the “fish lips” look.
IOW: Ann Coulter lookalike???
I think probably the only position in the movie business for her would be “Production Assistant” which is a nice way of saying set gofer – someone who stands by to bring drinks & snacks, clean or straighten things up, etc. Except I doubt any studio were hire her for even those types of menial tasks. Maybe an adult film company. I’d imagine some poor souls have to stand by off camera to hand lube, and later tissues for “cleanup” to performers, deal with the used condoms, change the sheets & launder them and so on. Or maybe in an office setting to screen male talent – if a guy can “make wood” to her standing there fully clothed trying to act pouty and seductive he gets the job of working with the actual porn gals for sure. On the other hand probably the only guys who could pass that test would probably have been released earlier in the day from a years long prison sentence and would screw any woman! I rather doubt the female talent would put up with having to do their jobs with those types.
Maybe she and Bobo could copy Melania and do some girl on girl porn. Make money to help Daddy.
Curious what the Barbie franchise thinks of this little twit co-opting their signature signature as it were with the trashy magat signature. If I had a stake in it I’d be lawyering up right now because this harms their brand in a very big way.
I’ve got the perfect role for her. Deep Throat, A New Beginning. I mean seriously, Eric is probably going to go away for a few years. Daddy will throw the loser under the bus. Don jr. already testified that he relied on other people. I bet Eric was on that shortlist. And really, we don’t want Lara getting lonely on these long, cold winter nights. She’s just about the right age and has the looks for a MILF. I’m just trying to look out for her future. Being something of a celebrity already she should get good money for a laid back job.