This story of Lauren Boebert is like the cloud following an atomic blast, it keeps mushrooming. It’s been almost a week since the debacle at the Buell Theater in Denver, where Bobo put on a show in the audience that rivaled anything happening on the stage. Her actions have been characterized by Josh Marshall as “something for everybody,” and “more Reality TV nonsense, in other words, pure Lauren Boebert.”
As you can see if you watch, it’s pretty comprehensive. It certainly appears to be a surveillance video from the venue. You see Boebert rocking out, getting fondled by her current boyfriend, vaping, telling the pregnant lady to pound sound. There’s even a little coda at the end where she’s being escorted out by the usher and flips off a theater employee.
It’s a pyrotechnic display of misbehavior and what else would you expect? Boebert thought nothing of doing a reality TV stint at the State Of The Union address, heckling the president of the United States, where she knew she was on camera, and that was the point. Here, she didn’t know she was on camera and so she could be herself. That’s the real issue here. Boebert was being herself because she didn’t know she was on Candid Camera.
Evidently it’s been a wild week at Boebert Campaign Headquarters and so this is Damage Control 101, also known as Too Little Too Late.
UPDATE: Rep Lauren Boebert (R) has issued an apology for not telling the truth about the vaping/groping/arguing/disruptive behavior that got her thrown out of the Denver Center for the Performing Arts. "I simply fell short of my values," Boebert said. #copolitics https://t.co/OI22EKNTaY pic.twitter.com/SgYP40Ch1G
— Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) September 16, 2023
She’s playing the sympathy card here. Got news for you, Bobo, the only place you’re going to find sympathy is in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis.
Anybody see sympathy yet? Nope, didn’t think so.
This is the portion of the tape that’s going viral, as you might expect.
She can’t excuse her way out of this! She is not the person she tells her constituents she is!pic.twitter.com/JCyG4eSMZr
— Rhonda💙 (@Rhondizzle3) September 16, 2023
Maybe this is the person she tells her constituents she is. Boebert has always depended on visuals, the pistol packing mama. She started out telling Beto O’Rourke, “you’re not going to take our guns” and then her campaign was filled with photos of her carrying pitchers of beer, Glock strapped to hips, and a tight sweater. No, I think this is the product she’s been selling since day one. Her problem now is that she’s been caught lying and this does look a little tacky.
Plus the “do you know who I am?” is not playing so well, because here, on tape, is exactly who she is, a classless broad that would grope and be groped by a guy in public. This is how people behave in drive-in movies and there it’s perfectly acceptable. You’ve got privacy. Maybe Bobo can’t tell the difference. A show’s a show, right? And that’s how she acts at a show.
Bobo thanked the people that have defended her. Like this chap?
She's hot af, youre not and prob single. Jelly much? Sure seems like it.
— HunterFisher (@Klutina_King) September 16, 2023
HunterFisher’s profile is “I kill stuff, and eat it.” This is a Boebert constituent right here. He’s basic. Everything in life is something you either kill, eat or fuck. Or some combination thereof. And he calls Matt Gaetz “boss.” He follows Kari Lake, Laura Loomer and Kid Rock. We get it. This is a MAGA prime guy, right here. This is the oft-vaunted Base.
Boebert will need plenty of MAGA primes in 2024 to win. Adam For Colorado. Let’s get rid of Bobo.