No, he didn’t call it MyDrone. And I for one am very disappointed. However, I do like the bombast and hubris of the presentation. It’s in color, has charts, yes siree, and a narrator with a British accent. Is that class or what? The presentation runs three minutes. But first, here’s poor Mike dealing with a broken mic and this was only one of many technical incidents. He does not know how to hire stage techies, that’s the absolute take away from this farcical summit.
After much hype and fanfare, Mike Lindell finally reveals the new technology he has developed to change the world. pic.twitter.com/KmUECsofHn
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 17, 2023
The first gaffe was yesterday when Lindell ordered a clip and up came an old monologue of Jimmy Kimmel’s. Unbelievable but not uncommon, not when Lindell is onstage.
A 03:17 clip is at this link, after a 14-second ad. You will love it.
What’s that you say? What about all the false positives from people accessing the internet from their phones. Well, we’re sure Mike has a solution for that. How about MyDungeon, where people who insist on using their cell phones within five miles of a polling place on election day, end up being grabbed off the streets and incarcerated until all the ballots are counted? That would get rid of a lot of nonsense, right there.
My question is, will the drone have a nice soft pillow to land on after a hard day’s work, flying around up there in the sky, all by itself? You would think so, considering the source here, right?
— (((JC))) (@graverobberJC) August 17, 2023
Well, that’s the high point, the climax if you will, of the two-day Lindell summit, a staggering affair, with 200 odd people in attendance and 1,300 or so watching online on Lindell TV.
I know that you will sleep better, as will I, knowing that this is in the world. Thank you, Mike Lindell, for being the guardian of our peace of mind. (thud)
(pssst….that was me falling over laughing)