Arizona GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Kari is a real piece of work (if one’s oeuvre includes fashioning, from virtually nothing, a full-blown MAGA stroking hypocrite) whose latest attempt to ingratiate herself to Herr Gropinfuhrer’s mouth-breathing base…


…has harvested a whirlwind of recrimination, revelation and refutation that only an idiot of Colossal stature could not have seen coming from parsecs away.

In depositing the above inaccurate and hateful steaming pile of horse manure on Twitter, she in the process stabbed in the back a friend of twenty years – a Phoenix, Arizona female impersonator named Barbra Seville, who promptly posted this on her Facebook page:

(that’s Kari, bottom left left in the “Wonderbreadful T-Shirt and bottom middle left getting her snarl on for her male impersonation of The Pelvis.)

And the hits keep on coming, because, you know, the internet is ubiquitous and Instagram and Facebook are forever…

There is also the below photo floating high above in the cloud, which Kari REALLY does not want the MAGA faithful to see:

You see, as well as cross-dressing as a hate filled, Trump endorsed grandstanding GOP bigot, our gal (guy?) Kari Transitioned from Republican to Independent in 2006 in response to W’s Iraq war, to Democratic the day after Obama won the Iowa caucus in 2008, and back to Republican when she saw an opportunity to jump on the Trump Crazy Train and ride it to the Arizona Governor’s mansion.

Kari should consider transitioning again.

Though it is probably too late to save her bid for Governor, as I expect The Mango Monstrosity to withdraw his endorsement momentarily, and she has obviously shat the California King with Democrats; she might still be able to salvage her friendship with Barbra and go back to Clubbing the scene and vamping on Elvis.

Cause you see Kari, female impersonation is as old as humanity, and has entertained since Oog the cave dweller put a porcupine pelt on his head and did his best Phyllis Diller; since Arthur Blake mimicked Elenor Roosevelt before an appreciative audience at the White-house; since Robin Williams did his star turn as the feather dusting Mrs. Doubtfire.

It’s fun to goof around and play dress up on occasion.

But perhaps you should stick to your Elvis, Kari, and not try to reprise your hateful MAGA bigot impersonation.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. I dunno about the drag thing being a disqualifier with the human shaped flaming orange rectum known as Donald Trump – Rudy G. (who was known for some “spectacular” moments back when he was popular) was around, trusted enough by Trump to play a key role in the insurrection.

    However, my main takeaway from your article is it’s time for Kari Lake to transition again – to PRIVATE (very, very as in go away, live quietly only interacting with family and what friends you have left and never involving yourself in politics or social media ever again) Citizen.

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