“She was only a bird, in a gilded cage.” — 1900 ballad

He who pays the piper calls the tune and that is what Melania signed up for when she got with Donald Trump back in the day. There would be plenty of money, spas, clothes, makeup, shoes, jets — to pose on, with or without handcuffs and heavy metal — but….but she would have to be seen out in public with him, at least sometimes, and pretend to like him.

That has not been easy. We understand. It wouldn’t be easy for anybody to have to spend time with Trump, let alone pretend that they were enjoying it. This was the swinging scene at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday night. Looks like a real gas, doesn’t it? Aren’t you turning green with envy?

There are people who profess sympathy for Melania, believe she’s trapped in a bad marriage. I wholeheartedly disagree. I think she’s just like Trump. She too is stupid, ignorant, narcissistic and lies with ease. I think they deserve one another. If ever I saw a situation where the rocks in her head match the holes in his, this is it.

First Ladies do not routinely wander into the Situation Room and give advice on how to handle matters of national security, but this one did.

Here’s one of my favorite Melania clips. Do you suppose Trump made an especially awful joke or just farted? Both, maybe?

Yet another jewel.

And there’s this, from her former friend.

Melania did not appreciate the publicity about the “fuckeeng Creesmuss trees.” Bad enough to have to find trees, spray paint them red and then get laughed at, too.

Here’s a terrific parody piece. Maybe I shouldn’t have told you it was parody, just to see how many people believed it was real. “I vant to be hees little piglet” sounds plausible to me. I’ll bet Trump would love to hear this.

Let’s just be grateful Melania didn’t destroy more than the Rose Garden. At least, so far as we know. Anything is possible.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Mind numbing stupidity and yet, STILL, making noise about ancient history, losing it all to Biden, then, and now, grumbling about his stolen election, this will be a dangerous time for anyone at Mar-o-golf when Trump is in arms reach …

    Making up crap about others, while being the biggest pile of it, is tiresome for ALL, the GOP is going down, they still can’t get free of the stink of Trump, his last blast, via the Magas Mob may be very deadly …

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  2. Hmm. Maybe Gym Jordan should have Ms Wolkoff appear before his “weaponization” committee.

    Oh, wait. Jordan’s trying to help cover up for Trump and having Ms Wolkoff appear, telling her story of how Tramp and his Lady “weaponized” the DOJ to go after her really wouldn’t help Jordan’s narrative, now would it?

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