Donald Trump doesn’t understand how he outs himself when he has one of these raging fits, kicking his heels and pounding his fists like a two-year-old. Today’s meltdown occurred when reporter Jonathan Karl revealed that Mitch McConnell and fellow Republicans plotted to “disinvite” him to Joe Biden’s inauguration because they were afraid the Baby In Chief would make a scene.
Karl said,
“McConnell’s letter and his attempt to stop Trump from coming to the inauguration never came to fruition. A top adviser to the Kentucky Republican informed Trump’s chief of staff Mark Meadows that McConnell wanted to disinvite Trump and McCarthy separately told the White House of McConnell’s plan, Trump preemptively put out a tweet — his very last on the platform — announcing his decision to not attend.”
This pushed all of Trumpty’s buttons bigly. How DARE it be inferred that he wasn’t wanted someplace? Oh, noes, he was wanted bigly and hugely, they couldn’t wait for him to get there, it was HIS idea not to go! So there!
“They’re all liars and they’re third-rate and and failing and they’re big stupid heads and they smell like poop and you better believe I could have gone to the inauguration if I wanted to, I get to go wherever I want, I could have jumped out of Marine One while Sleepy Joe had his hand on the Bible if I felt like it, I could have landed right on top of Kamala, ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!”
— Damon Suede (@DamonSuede) November 15, 2021
The loser protesteth too much methinks. And don’t you love it that McConnell has gone from “Old Crow” to “Broken Down Old Crow?” I wonder how many more adjectives he’ll attach to crow? And bear in mind, gentlemen and ladies, this is the man that a number of GOPers would have serve as Speaker Of The House, before they get him back as Commander in Chief.
The former guy is just getting more and more out of touch with reality.
When I realized that all the other kids in the class hated me, I never would have gone to Tommy’s stupid birthday party! The decision not to come was mine, and mine alone. That broken down Crow, Mrs. Wright (who is a terrible teacher anyway) had nothing to do with it. According to that snotty little Lucy who sits in the front seat, said that Mrs. Wright unsuccessfully tried to get a letter signed by the rest of the kids for me to not show up at the party. This is something I never heard of, and actually, if she ever did get it signed, I would have held my nose and gone anyway!
Signed,
DJT, the pissed off 3rd grader from Queens