Man, this is moving quickly, and in more ways than one. I can only imagine that at least one of Trump’s legal flying monkeys must have taken his career, at least with Traitor Tot in his hands, and laid it on the line for Da Boss after that federal court hearing. On Saturday Trump spent more time in his golf cart at the Iowa State Fair than he did personally greeting supporters. His responses to questions seemed muted, and he left it up to Sugar Daddy Matt Gaetz to try to stir up the rustics with a shouted proclamation that only force would bring true change to Washington.
Then again, maybe not. Over the weekend, Trump went off on a virulently racist rant on Bullsh*t Social against the very federal judge that vowed to move his trial date forward if he continued to ignore her rulings and orders, and then went on in another rant to insist that a Fulton County grand jury witness not even show up to testify, since Trump barely knew him, and he was a loser. Quick reminder. One of the requirements for bail under Georgia law is that the defendant provide no threat of witness intimidation, jury tampering, or obstruction of proceedings. Stupid sh*t hit the trifecta.
Trump is now under more legal pressure than is necessary to create diamonds. With the exception of his lawyers, his paid staff, and some campaign aides, Traitor Tot has nobody. Jarvanka treat him like the kid with cooties. Melania would rather go and get her $110,000 hair done than show up to his arraignment. And now, almost everybody he knows and trusts, like Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, Jenna Ellis, John Eastman, Kenneth Cheseboro, Walt Nauta, and Carlos De Oliveria are now all co-defendants, he can’t have contact with them.
Up until now, His Lowness thought he had it under control. Hell, Bragg’s Manhattan DA charges don’t even carry mandatory jail time. And when it came to Jack Smith, his sure and certain reelection would make it all go away once he appointed a new, subservient Attorney General. All he needed to do was to ignore all of the legal sh*t, suffer through court appearances, and whip up his rabid base to send him back to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Problem solved.
But the Fani Willis Fulton County indictments have knocked him on his fat ass. These indictments, and the trial to follow are out of his control. The Fulton County Sheriff has already publicly stated that he’s ready to welcome FrankenTrump with an ink pad and a mug shot camera. And considering the availability of cameras in the hallways, and possibly the courtoom, I wouldn’t put it past the Fulton County Sheriff to lock down the courthouse, tell the Secret Service to go and f*ck itself, and give The Cheeto Prophet his long overdue first perp walk. It was all fun and games to joke about it when he knew it would never happen, but this time he might not be able to stop it.
Trump is about to snap. And if I’m Trump’s criminal defense lawyers, especially those involved in the upcoming Fulton County case, but really any of his criminal lawyers who want to escape their Trump Experience with their *sses largely unscarred, I’m putting in my walking papers and strolling away from the guaranteed paycheck.
Because The Trumpster Fire is fighting back. He announced today on Bullsh*t Social that on Monday he is going to hold a televised press conference, at which time he will show massive evidence to refute every single one of Willis’s slanderous charges. The part he doesn’t want you to think about is the fact that he had every chance to take all of that massive evidence in front of Willis’s grand jury and convince them of his innocence.
If I’m Fulton County DA Fani Willis, I’m shutting down the investigation for the day, and holding a watch party for the crew at my crib, complete with double butter Orville Redenbacher popcorn, and soft drinks. Because every single word that he belches out in that presser can be used against him in a court of law. So I’m gonna have the DVR fired up too, for later dissection. And since Trump’s rally speeches are running 1:30-1:45, I’m settling in for the long haul.
And if I’m Jack Smith, I’m holding a watch party for the gang in a conference room at the office. Maybe deliver in Subway sammies. Because as is becoming more and more ovbious from his hysterical rantings on Bullsh*t Social, the more desperate he becomes, the more he uses an open microphone and/or camera to spew vitriol over all of his enemies, either real or perceived. And as I said previously, every single pearl from swine is acceptable to use in court. Which is why, if I was a Trump lawyer, I’d be bailing with my feet. The Tubby Despot is about to convict himself out of his own mouth trying to defend himself.
At this point, the only question I have is how much coverage Traitor Tot is going to get for his vaunted press conference. If Trump were already the GOP nominated candidate for the presidency, it might be hard for mainstream media networks like NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and MSNBC to shut him off. But at the moment, he’s just another GOP schmuck running for the nomination, which likely gives the networks broad latitude to just monitor the sh*tstorm, and play anything relevant later. Either way, Smith and Willis just need to find one outlet to mine the gold. Don’t touch that dial.
Trump’s azzhole is probably snapped up so tightly that if he swallowed pieces of coal he’d wind up sh*tting out actual real diamonds into his fake gold toilet! Pity the poor staffer who’d have to fish them out and put them in a pouch for him to take to a diamond merchant to sell. Without of course disclosing their actual provenance! These days Trump needs all the cash he can get his hands on. Hell, he could do a real life version of Carman’s “a$$burgers” from South Park only with diamonds. Trump diamonds! The sick part is that even if some Trump cult gal were to learn where he engagement ring diamond or diamond jewelry came from she probably wouldn’t care. I know. Ewww!
I think this whole “irrefutable proof” of “RIGGING” in the 2020 Georgia elections that will “require charges being immediately dropped against all accused” news conference for Monday morning at 11:00 am is a ploy to introduce, not actual evidence, as none exists…….but implanting an idea.
All he needs is to introduce that thought to the MAGAts that such information exists, and it’s gospel to them.
He’s banking on the judge ordering him to release no information on the case through the trial…..so when he waves his “proof” of interference report Monday morning, which will just be a folder with blank papers inside, while stating that he is being muzzled by Biden DOJ and the deep state and cannot release the proof he has to exonerate himself and the others.
Though no proof will exist, it will be yelled from the rooftops by congressional Republicans and MAGAts that Trump-Os rights are being stomped on while the myth of the proof report that doesn’t exist carries him through the election.
That or he’ll just deny saying any of it.
or use the press attention to call for violence in his own mob boss way. Newsmax or OANN is sure to cover it, but maybe Fani and Jack should send their own reporters?
Oh, this is all about firing up.the base, because there really is no evidence to present in court. All he can do.is spew claims of bias,claiming Jack.Smith is deranged and a Democratic tool who.has always been an anti-Trumper ( he is a registered independent),Rank Willis are both Dems (Chutkan was,appointed by Obama and Willis was elected as a,Dem but both are well respected and not racist) and besides they are Black.and female,so they are racists. He likes,Loose Cannon though (I think she was appointed because he was told he had to appoint a couple of conservative women and she was the prettiest) and Bragg is Black.(racist)./
He is losing his shite.
Your “… The Tubby Despot is about to convict himself out of his own mouth trying to defend himself…” is spot on. Mr Malodorous, because of his unhinged, delusional, aggressive mouth, will shortly experience a searing, eyewaterinw reality: the dildo of legal consequences does not come pre-lubed, and is punishment proportional to the crime!
Here’s your boy, GOP. Now what are you going to say when he falls on his big fat lying behind. Witch Hunt or some other form of alternative facts. Live from the New Jersey Four Seasons Landscaping Co. parking lot, HERE’S DONNNY!!!
Too bad some of the members of Monty Python have died. They could re-create their old skit of the Twit of the Year contest, with baby huey as a contestant, along with his fellow traitors. Gaetz, Ms. Ed, the talking horse, and the rest. If I remember correctly, I believe the original task to win was to shoot oneself in the head. Maybe it wouldn’t work because traitor tot would win hands down. Worth a try though.
Please don’t dis Mr. Ed like that. He was much more intelligent than that idiot! And I wouldn’t even compare her to Francis the Talking Mule either, still more intelligent!
Under Georgia law, to be eligible for bail, a defendant must prove to the court that they will not obstruct justice or intimidate witnesses. For Trump, this is where the rubber will finally meet the road, because, what he says next, the next 100 words or so, will determine whether the judge will grant him bail or hold him for pre-trial detention.
I hope they have cameras in the courtroom, I can’t wait to see what says.
Traitor Tot should have been sitting in jail awaiting trial at least since his arrest. He should have never been granted bail, since he easily has means (but not the brains!) to flee to another (probably fascist) country.
Here from a friend.. will he take the bait?
Well he ran off at the mouth as usual at Fani Willis something about his case and I didn’t get the whole plot but Fani didn’t respond to the moron and I guess he got his feelings hurt. Well if I were him I would quit poking that hornets 🐝 nest because I think that could get the idiot into a whole bunch of whupa$$. I think he just might find his response when they slap the cuffs on him and march his azz down the hallway to a counter where the guy behind it slaps a orange jumpsuit down and a sack. Put this on and put your clothes in the bag. They showed the Fulton county sheriff and he definitely wants to see Trump in his jail. Lotsa luck Donnie. See if they will give you two mattresses since they are pretty dam thin. And I bet you find your checkbook to pay whatever’s lawyer responsible for arranging your bail.
From Donnie Two-scoops to Donnie Two=Mattress, or maybe Donnie Double-Mattress!