If you were in the minority of folks that believed that Melania Trump would stand by her man and accompany him on the biggest day of his life to his first of four criminal trials, I can save you a call to your bookie. Melania did not leave Trump Tower with Donald. Walt Nauta was there to handle the diaper bag and the meds, and that’s as much moral support from home as the GOP nominee is likely to get this morning. Interestingly, it would have been major news had Melania done what any normal woman does in a circumstance like this and accompanied her husband to trial. That just shows you what an atypical couple they are, yet this is the pair that the Party Of Family Values has chosen as their best to occupy the White House. Here’s how the big day for the little man is starting out.
Trump leaves Trump Tower for his criminal trial this morning. pic.twitter.com/2f0WJRQGec
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 15, 2024
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump stopped by security on his way into courthouse after setting off ketchup detector. Said the former president, “Call it off!! Call it all off or I Ketchup us all straight to hell I swear to God I’ll do it!!!”#TrumpTrial #AlvinBragg #SoItBegins pic.twitter.com/FFziFZjPU3
— SnarkTank (@TheSnarkTank99) April 15, 2024
And again it is reiterated, that if anybody else was behaving like Trump, they would have already been jailed for violating the gag order.
Watch this space:
At start of #TrumpTrial, Trump's violations of recent #GagOrder are likely to come up with key question being what sanctions Justice Merchan may threaten or impose.
Great discussion here ⬇️ between @ErinBurnett, District Attorney @Mimirocah1 and @OMGrisham… pic.twitter.com/fAvD86oi64
— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) April 15, 2024
Least it once had been. He raised his kids here; well at least the hired help of the three wives who bore them did. He remembers Don Jr going downstairs to play video games with MJ back in the day. He would go downstairs and play other games in the brothels the…
— NoelCaslerComedy🌙 (@caslernoel) April 15, 2024
Get hard on the truck. He chuckled to himself about getting hard. He missed that too…he was down to his last tube of Bronx Colors bronzer, orange #5 his fav. Along with some UK Sudafed he found in his desk drawer, he missed those in Florida, all he could get was the CVS sh*t..
— NoelCaslerComedy🌙 (@caslernoel) April 15, 2024
He’d a heard a couple of those guys in NJ killed themselves after years of trying to collect on what he owned them. The press tried to paint it like it was HIS fault. It was just business, paying bills was for suckers, dad taught him that…pennies on the dollar was their credo
— NoelCaslerComedy🌙 (@caslernoel) April 15, 2024
He looked older and felt it too, he sucked-up what passed for emotion in his stunted heart. He was all alone now and he knew it. Fear seemed to fill every odious pour in the rotting shell that passed for his body. It was all barnacles and rot now. He saw a message on the street…
— NoelCaslerComedy🌙 (@caslernoel) April 15, 2024
Written in white chalk, letters as big as a sidewalk itself. A few pedestrians walked over it and the rain made it run but even at this height he could make out what it said: ‘Welcome Home, Motherf*cker. See you in court’ He shivered a little inside, he was screwed and he knew…
— NoelCaslerComedy🌙 (@caslernoel) April 15, 2024
Trump: This is a persecution like never before. It is an assault on America and that’s why I'm very proud to be here pic.twitter.com/quyYNP6fxz
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 15, 2024
Trump is represented by Todd Blanche, Emil Bove, and Susan Necheles. No Alina Habba. She’ll be kicking in her two cents on Newsmax, most likely.
200 million?? YOU WISH, you freak. #lockhimup
— Jules – Forever Ridin' with Biden #46 (@jules1327) April 15, 2024
He figures he’s got the good wishes of 2/3 of Americans. That’s quite an estimate. I don’t even want to think about how he came up with it.
Who on earth would think trump’s wife would be at this hush money trial? I can understand, given who she is married to, some thinking she doesn’t have much pride but she has at least enough to forgo the humiliation of this trial. What did those who thought she’d be there think she would do? Smile understandingly? Glare impotently? Oh, I know, glare at the judge and pat trump’s shoulder while saying “tsk, tsk, tsk. Don’t worry donald…” ?!? I would be surprised if she shows up at any of his trials but showing up at this one would shock me out of the last 10 years of my retirement.
She doesn’t give a happy rat’s ass what happens to him during this trial. Doesn’t care if he’s found guilty, innocent, or found to be a stinking bag of human sh*t. I figure she’s got hers and whatever extra she needs to continue her “lifestyle”, she thinks she’ll get from her memoir.
Donnie is a hero in his own mind when he is actually a second rate mob boss from New Jerse. At least Gotti had a,certain elegance, and his suits actually fit.