This may end up being one of those cockeyed predictions that does in fact come true but not the way that the prophet intends it. You may have heard the name Julie Green. She is a MAGA prophetess who channels God. No issues of delusion or narcissism with this one, no siree. In her latest channeling session, Green describes Biblical plagues coming to strike the unrighteous.
Will it look like this? pic.twitter.com/1GRIadTrrN
— Bob (@Coachingmy2boys) May 1, 2024
I must say, I recall a day and age when both Bannon and Trump looked a lot better than they do today. And then there was this scandal last month, you may recall, STD or golf sores? Both, maybe?
… or on some people's hands. pic.twitter.com/BChuCzhWM0
— UNITE TO REMOVE THE BLIGHT (@Sharpinsky) May 1, 2024
At least he's not going to make them look like this… pic.twitter.com/VMqozx94ZB
— Katia M Davis 🇬🇧🏳️🌈🇦🇺🇺🇦 (@archaeobard) May 1, 2024
OMG!! It's already happening! pic.twitter.com/dZtKYYDWOs
— Misia Saison (@MisiaSaison) May 1, 2024
Maybe that’s what happened to Trump yesterday, two big boils appeared on his face. Don’t forget the locusts along with the boils. We might have frogs falling from heaven as well. Or fishes falling from the clouds over a desert. Something about a firmament, I believe. Once again and always I call your attention to the fact that the most immoral man ever to run for president of these United States is somehow the beloved of the White Evangelicals. I guess you can put the emphasis on the White.
The self parody is strong with this one.
That’s good advice about the clearasil.
We’d better get prepared to see a whole lotta magats covered in boils. I’ve seldom seen people as evil as these mother effers.
I can see Don Junior running for the bomb shelter when the plagues get round to the first born sons