Hey, Brannon. Hey, Mike. I know you’re checking tags to see which media outlets are covering Mike’s latest batshit buffoonery. Let me save you the bother. The Washington Post did a dismissive wrap up of the cyber symposium over the weekend and Zach Petrizzo at Salon is tweeting about how Mike hired private investigators to follow him based on facial recognition software Mike supposedly has which indicate that Petrizzo and another journalist are really Antifa spies, or plants, or something. When I heard that I was actually glad I decided to stay home and not go to South Dakota. Sounds a bit over the top, Antifa spies posing as journalists, doncha think?
But no more over the top than offering Sean Hannity a job stuffing pillows. I thought you were going to hire him and Laura and Tucker to work at Frankspeech as commentators. No?
Now Mike, I have to tell you, Sean doesn’t consider himself a journalist. Check it out. Sean has gone on record saying, “I’m not a journalist, I’m a talk show host.” Like that Peter O’Toole movie, “I’m not an actor. I’m a movie star.” These are important distinctions. But I’m sure Sean appreciates the thought.
Lindell goes on a wild rant against Fox and Sean Hannity. He says Sean is afraid to report on his “evidence”because he is afraid he will get fired. Then he says, “Don’t worry Sean. I’ve been hiring everyone else in the country. You can come work at the pillow factory!” pic.twitter.com/XFbwhfFapF
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 17, 2021
And here’s a bonus tweet for all you MyPillowPhiles out there about God persuading SCOTUS to overturn the election. How much does the election weigh? Maybe He Man or Voltron or Thor could overturn it, and you won’t need SCOTUS? Captain America maybe? Just trying to be helpful here.
After missing all his previously touted deadlines, Lindell says tonight that he is still confident the Supreme Court is going to overturn the election, but from how on he isn’t giving anymore dates because he is putting his faith in God do it. pic.twitter.com/omb8C3YWYn
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 17, 2021
Whoever pulls down or overturns the election make sure they don’t put it in the washing machine. Look at what that does to your pillows. Ouch.
It looks like one of the monsters in Alien after o.d.ing on Pepperidge Farm stuffing. I sure hope there’s nothing like this in my washer. I’ll have nightmares tonight thinking about it.
G’night Brannon, Mike. Your faithful scribe Ursula saying, okay, bye. :))
Or, why I don’t want any kind of foam pillow. (I prefer cotton-filled. When I can get them.)
You mean his pillows aren’t as “machine warshable” as he claims they are? (I always hear him saying “warshable”–maybe it’s just me.)
If he is now going to cease with dates cuz he now is putting his faith in God, then who was he faithful to earlier? As the church lady used to say, ” could it be Satan?” Some people say.
Lindell TV ??? Oh dear god. ??
Had pillows similar to batsh@t crazy. Hard as a rock. Did work when needing positioning in certain areas. Of course that was many moons ago. Mikey probably still out selling coke.