First of all, Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate the near fatal mistake The Wampanoag People made in feeding the starving pilgrims instead of driving them back into the sea from which they came, an act of humanity and mercy that has not gone gruesomely unpunished in the ensuing 400 years, and for which we non-indigenous folks give thanks on this third Thursday every year by stuffing our faces and watching Pro Football – as the founders intended.
And lest you think I am riding in on my high horse this morning let me admit that I will be participating in this national act of denialism and gluttony, as is my family’s tradition, at my sister’s home out in the boontoolies, on land expropriated from its Kickapoo natives some two hundred years ago… but at least I am aware of the injustice that was done to them, which is a state of consciousness your MAGA neighbors and relatives would rob their children and grandchildren of inhabiting.
Gobble gobble.
In other news, appearing yesterday on NewsMax drumpf’s latest morsel of arm-candy (which I sincerely hope is the extent of their relationship, the other options being simply to awful and stomach evacuating to contemplate) Alina Habba waxed incoherently on other things that she would just as soon Americans forget about like her boss’ culpability and accountability for his many crimes against our nation, and return to those rapturous times (presumably pre-Pettit bridge and post-Antietam) when Americans gathered together in blessed congeniality and slaughtered turkeys in peace…
Uhhh whut?
— Teresa (@TeresaCollages) November 24, 2022
You tell me, Teresa.
Silly me….had I know it would be so easy to fix. 🤦♀️ Just stop trying to bring the criminal to justice and let him play Pwesident again!!!
— Wiley.PA 🇺🇸🇮🇹 ☮️ (@Wiley_PA16) November 24, 2022
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Or tune in to Fox News.
— C Ellen Hogan 🏳️🌈 ☮️ (@DervishWaking) November 24, 2022
Standard maga talking point. If you would just believe everything I do we could “move on”. Nope.
— Sparky MD/PhD (@NeuroSpark) November 24, 2022
Yup
She looked up The Hague 😉🤣🤣
— Lila (@LbudisaLila) November 24, 2022
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I concur. pic.twitter.com/9y2fsnMITU
— montrose620 (@montrose620) November 24, 2022
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Let me take a moment to think about just dropping all the investigations and moving on. OK, I thought about it and NO.
— That's HEDLEY! (@HedleyLamarr23) November 24, 2022
— 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℙ𝕚𝕩𝕖𝕝 ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕥⭐ (@Cheap_Knockoff) November 24, 2022
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Translation: pic.twitter.com/xIpeGQ6PnX
— K Leigh (@LeighJ83) November 24, 2022
Yup
Uh huh…😒🤣 https://t.co/5ipFlebmR6
— Kaylan_TX💙 (@Kaylan_TX) November 24, 2022
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If I had to sit across a Thanksgiving dinner table and listen to this twit's annoying voice for longer than 5 minutes, I'd kill myself with the carving knife.
— Shelby Kent-Stewart ™ (@ShelbyKStewart) November 24, 2022
Yup
The Kari Lake filter craze is making GOP women look like Pixar characters. pic.twitter.com/jvWNdiM3Fa
— Frank Wells (@FrankTracy) November 24, 2022
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they seem to be getting a bit nervous
— KelShel pt2 ☮️ (@ShelKel2) November 24, 2022
Yup
Putting your boss in prision will provide a lot of healing for the nation.
— Leslie Miller☮️ (@cowlocovegaz) November 24, 2022
Sorry, Alina, but it seems public sentiment is against your proposal…
This is what happens when you get a reputation, a bad reputation, of not paying your bills. You do not get competent attorneys, you get incoherent twits representing you. In court and on the boob tube. Or as my father used to say, “you get what you pay for”.
Joe Biden pardoned the Washington turkeys – that’s the quota for November so the Mar a Lago turkey doesn’t get one
I have to disagree with Frank Wells’ comment.
Pixar characters look far more realistic. Even Luxo Jr (the company’s little lamp mascot) looks more realistic.
But they do have the same emotional and intellectual depth, don’t they?
Thanksgiving falls on the 4th Thursday of November