During the 2020 Presidential Campaign Mango Mussolini just loved him some boat parades, frequently chiding Joe Biden for his lack of fawning floatillas and actually citing his electoral advantage in the $100,000 recreational cabin cruiser set as proof of his coming victory in the election.
But it appears there’s descension in the ranks and a Mutiny on the Bounty…
Out at the ‘Desantis Boat Parade’ today: “You don’t see events like this coming from the Left or the Democrats. Is there a Biden boat parade?” pic.twitter.com/1LW6njXurV
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) June 11, 2022
And, of course, lefty Twitter is, well, atwitter.
— Hans Meyer (@HansMeyer360) June 11, 2022
Running on empty:
— The Rose? ☮️ (@melindadenson1) June 11, 2022
Good points here:
For one thing, the left knows that a group of boats isn't a "parade."
— The Very Vaccinated,Very Masked, &%#@! Grawlix™ (@Mark____Edwards) June 11, 2022
Well, you can't call it a flotilla if it sinks. pic.twitter.com/f3GDBevBgY
— Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! (@Ironyrulesall) June 11, 2022
We don’t have boat parades for the same reason we don’t have truck parades! pic.twitter.com/53ezGyoi4V
— Julia Gillies ??? (@julia529) June 11, 2022
Exactamundo, Betty:
The best thing about a “Desantis Boat Parade” is that it is really going to get under the thin-skin of a certain petulant man-child who wants all the boat parades to be about him
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) June 11, 2022
Not enough boats in the world pic.twitter.com/PREf5cxBEM
— grudging optimist (@grudgingoptimst) June 11, 2022
The long view here:
How we do parades. pic.twitter.com/sho324Rjai
— General William T. Sherman (@GenWmTSherman) June 11, 2022
And a final word…
Never a hurricane around when you need one
— Edward J. Higgins (@EdwardJHiggins) June 11, 2022
I dearly hope some snarky infiltrator risks a ban and puts Ron’s tweet on TruthSocial…
I love the smell of burning Aqua-Net in the morning.
Wonder how long it will be before former guy’s head implodes over this. lol
I’m waiting for the gun nuts to get in on the act and have a parade of gunboats
Marine carry…