If Ian Fleming wrote comedy, he might have conceived of a character like Donald Trump — except with a reverse Midas touch. Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Floofy haired, bronzed septuagenarians ruled the night in Warren, Michigan this evening, where Trump meet with his Qult and preached the word for 103 minutes.
Here is literally what that looked like.
Same vibes pic.twitter.com/CSjxifJUMo
— Jeff Heller (@JeffreyDHeller) October 2, 2022
— Lisa18 (@09lisa18) October 2, 2022
— 🗳KC in a Battleground State 🗳 (@kcinht) October 2, 2022
my man going full Ray Harryhausen in complexion and stiffness pic.twitter.com/o71deZccWf
— Réginald-Jérôme de Mans (@RJdeMans) October 2, 2022
— BK 🇺🇦 (@MacroRecon) October 2, 2022
All manly men glow with a metallic sheen and have teased cotton candy hair. Don’t they? Don’t they?
Channelling the ‘rotisserie chicken’ look.
Ian Fleming wrote chiti chiti bang bang the Disney movie.
JFC…look, Mr. Tangerine Man, it don’t matter how much bronzer you slap over your pores. It still doesn’t make you Doc Savage!
I read all the doc savage books as a kid. Now there was a hero. Ha.
NEVER use Doc Savages’s name in connection with that POS! Doc Savage is a man, tRump is an orange, nazi , baby monster!
Ummm, right? Cover Girl stat!
GOLDFINGER!!! Call 007!
Demon. Call the Winchesters.
Ah yes, there he is in his uniform “blue suit, red tie, white shirt”!! Does he think he’s being patriotic wearing that suit everywhere he goes??? The man is repulsive and disgusting. I can’t stand the sight of him or hear his voice. I hope he goes to prison for a very very very long time! We can only hope!!!
Your post shows everybody here that you have a severe case of TDS.
If you are going to come on here and annoy people at least be good at it the only people with TDS are you orange ass lickers and while you are at it just come out no one cares you like licking orange ass hole
Something about assholes…?
Lots of people share your revulsion. Just hearing his voice makes my stomach flip.
I thought the sun wasn’t shining in Florida
This was in Michigan.
He still can’t see the sides of his face, where the makeup stops (and it’s really obvious).