Now that Q and his dark overload der Gropinfuhrer have been banished to the verdant suburban environs of the Trump Family Graveyard in Bedminster, New Jersey, a new force is arising to claim dominion in The District…ruling from the fetid bowels of K-Street to that bleak epitome of brutalist architecture the Pentagon, a new hero has emerged to grasp command and control, with only one credo to rule them all – “No malarkey!”
It’s time for the rise of the new left, it’s time for #DarkBrandon to truly take command. https://t.co/fDGC5hjKcZ
— The Sect Of Dark Brandon (@DarkBrandonSect) July 15, 2022
#DarkBrandon’s superior powers grasp victory where others have so miserably failed…
#DarkBrandon stay winning bros pic.twitter.com/FzRvUfwaGx
— QuackPot (@Quack_Pot) July 22, 2022
Markets bend to his awesome will…
TRUST THE PLAN, PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL.#DarkBrandon https://t.co/zfdk8xgz33 pic.twitter.com/xcALsUuo4D
— Alex (@wasmyideal) July 6, 2022
…and justice reigns over the land.
The storm is here Jack #DarkBrandon https://t.co/wWQMVj859t pic.twitter.com/98UO759vVX
— NOT Sean P. McCarthy (@NOTSeanMcCarthy) June 9, 2022
The son shall not suffer for the iniquity of the father…
There is a “Let’s Go Brandon” store in my town, when I drove by it today, it had a “Closing Sale” sign out front. #DarkBrandon strikes again. pic.twitter.com/xh1ClnOxzq
— George Elliott 🌹 (@G_Elliott94) July 19, 2022
For thy name’s sake will I defer mine anger…
Let’s GOOOOOO
Keep pressing the lower gas button! #DarkBrandon pic.twitter.com/440EmaPWSP
— Genie ☁️ 🍎 (@GenieSolos) July 24, 2022
And righteousness shall prevail…
#DARKBRANDON KILL THE SPARROW, THAT STEALER OF SEED pic.twitter.com/79F6vR6XUH
— 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 (@zersetzuncle) June 10, 2022
Evildoers shall tremble…
#DarkBrandon pic.twitter.com/r7T5FzJp8O
— durrati 🇺🇦 (@durrati) July 24, 2022
THERE IS NO MALARKEY UNDER THE BLACK SUN #DARKBRANDON https://t.co/61U1cmjNj6 pic.twitter.com/A6YGtSfzZz
— victoria da silva (@njsilvadyne) June 11, 2022
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
Cope as much as you like, we stole the election and we'll fucking do it again #DarkBrandon pic.twitter.com/qXe2cV4y9q
— ⛵Nemo ☯🦁🔥 (@DAOMANCER) June 24, 2022
Beware his righteous anger, evildoers…
I keep the grip on me, jack. No malarkey- disrespect trans ppl and i finna c@p u. #DarkBrandon #DarkBrandonRising pic.twitter.com/69wEQO9ZkX
— alexrakefire (@alexrakefire) July 18, 2022
He will not rest until his work is done!
Take your seats, grab your popcorn, the show is about to begin jack…#DarkBrandon #DarkBrandonRising pic.twitter.com/eGpbD9brvO
— DARK BRANDON (@THEDARKBRANDON) July 16, 2022
You that have ears hear his mighty battle cry!
#DarkBrandon Rises pic.twitter.com/CK2ARl3Eef
— Not a problematic Liz (@DiNunzioE) July 9, 2022
Sigma behavior #DarkBrandon https://t.co/d2QgEW2ADd pic.twitter.com/u7bXZMbqga
— 1936 DNC Operative (@ProgNewDealer) July 9, 2022
What’s with these people? They have to reduce everything to a comic book figure?
Like the comics, it’s just for yucks. Don’t feel like laughing, turn to the Op-Ed’s…
They’ve been worshiping a comic book character since 2015/16. It’s all they know anymore.
Dark days indeed.