Now that Q and his dark overload der Gropinfuhrer have been banished to the verdant suburban environs of the Trump Family Graveyard in Bedminster, New Jersey, a new force is arising to claim dominion in The District…ruling from the fetid bowels of K-Street to that bleak epitome of brutalist architecture the Pentagon, a new hero has emerged to grasp command and control, with only one credo to rule them all – “No malarkey!”

#DarkBrandon’s superior powers grasp victory where others have so miserably failed…

Markets bend to his awesome will…

…and justice reigns over the land.

The son shall not suffer for the iniquity of the father…

For thy name’s sake will I defer mine anger…

And righteousness shall prevail…

Evildoers shall tremble…

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

Beware his righteous anger, evildoers…

He will not rest until his work is done!

You that have ears hear his mighty battle cry!

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