Man.
I don’t know if ya’ll need to be anywhere in the U.S.A. today, but if you do wear your slicker and a hard hat because it’s raining idiots out and, sadly, the long range forecast indicates we’ll just have more of this shit weather.
I promised you Boebert up top, and we’ll get to her, don’t worry, but I just have to comment on yesterday’s most typically America 2022 story, outlined expertly by Ursulafaw on our front page, about the Mein Pillow guy getting his fries tossed and his phone seized by the FBI in the drive-through lane of a Hardee’s in Minneapolis.
Seriously? How many #%%!@##$$ phones do you need G-Man?
What, are ya’ll opening a Verizon kiosk on the side er somethin’?
Indict somebody already!
Then, because the day wasn’t stupid enough, TFG had to weigh in on the loss of “majesty” the good ole USA suffered when Majestic Mike was cavity searched as he waited for his Double Western Burger and large curly fry…
Sir, this is a Hardee’s pic.twitter.com/OlkzPaYD7u
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 14, 2022
Eliciting these bemused responses:
— lynneyo (@lynnemarieyo) September 14, 2022
And:
— Douglas Warnock (@WarnockDouglas) September 14, 2022
Now, that’s a mothafuckin’ hoot…
Late addition: Hardee’s gets in on the fun…
Not Missing A Trick 101 https://t.co/qSqZQLtzwJ
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) September 14, 2022
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
But the real loss of majesty, shit-for-brains, is that Leonard Cohen, Laura Nyro, David Bowie and Tom Petty are all gone now, but we are left bereft with two seventy something old men who eat like a bus load of high school footballers like Lindell your blovious (sic) self plotting the downfall of the Republic.
God not only plays dice with the universe, Einstein, he’s building a casino in Vegas.
Then there is this sad Ronald:
"Armed Dairy Queen looking to anoint his King" is quite the headline
— Philip Laureano 🇭🇲🇵🇭 (@philiplaureano) September 14, 2022
Guess I’ll forgo my Blizzard this afternoon.
But I promised you the special idiocy that is Lauren Boebert, and, after that, we may as well laugh, so here goes:
Lauren is dim some.
— Jamie Schler (@lifesafeast) September 14, 2022
🤣🤣🤣 Yes she is, Jamie… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
👇👇👇
I can barely pay my bills and this mistake of DNA is pulling down $174K. FML
— Donald K-Not "That" Other Donald (@DonaldRash12) September 14, 2022
Yup.
So do they call the gazpacho police if there is a wonton killing?
— Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea 🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@Talyn777) September 14, 2022
👍👍👍
— Mary S 🐝 (@MaryVicToryFarm) September 14, 2022
I’ve heard that…
This Lauren Boebert…preaching?
Oh yeah, I forgot – Lauren and Jesus are best buds. pic.twitter.com/nQu5PuWW1F
— rcdlv 🇺🇦 (@rcdlv1) September 14, 2022
Yup.
Hell’s Kitchen Menu👇
Aunt Qunty’s Recipe of the Day:
Gazpacho with wontons.
— 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℙ𝕚𝕩𝕖𝕝 ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕥 (@Cheap_Knockoff) September 13, 2022
Won’t find this on Truth Social:
— Daniëlle Gryson (@daniellegryson) September 14, 2022
Isn’t it about time in this country, that ANY person who wants to run for political office, should take some type of proficiency test?
We take SAT’s for college admission.
Should we not hold our political candidates to SOME type of standard? pic.twitter.com/2y7YRymjhu— La Tep (@LolaTep) September 14, 2022
But, in the end, the electorate is to blame.
Like I said, if you have to go out today, dress sensibly, it’s unfair to party stupid out there and…
You might want to pack a lunch.
Raining idiots is a pretty good way of putting it. Sometimes, “Boebelhead” Barbie Doll and other conservatives (Graham yesterday – and SCOTUS asshats with the Dobbs decision) take it to a new level and, as what follows depicts at the end make a real mess:
She is a great argument for birth control. Fetal alcohol syndrome may be the real culprit.
Since you mentioned Mr Cohen, he sang, ” you say I take the name,(God), in vain…but I don’t even know the name,(biblically accurate), but, even if I did…what’s it to ya?
Hallelujah
“But, in the end, the electorate is to blame.”
What’s the old saying? “Blind leading the blind.” Seems like with the GOP it’s a case of “morons electing the morons.”
I’m thinking it may be about time to institute civics tests for both wannabe politicians AND the voters. Politicians would need a minimum score of 85 to run for office and voters would need a minimum score of 75 to vote. I know it would probably be a bit challenging for the voters to be tested but whenever you have to renew your driver’s license (or non-driver ID), you’re also given a short test (that would change every three years or so–can’t just memorize the test) to take* and while you could get your new license with little problem, if you don’t pass the voting, you can schedule a retest for two weeks later and try again. Failure the second time and your name’s removed from the voting rolls for the next election cycle; in January of the next year, you can go back to register to vote again but you’re given a different, slightly tougher test (something no easier than the citizenship test an immigrant has to take) and if you fail that, you get one final chance about a month later (if a primary or caucus comes along before you pass your test, you’re SOL) and another failure and you’re barred from voting for at least a decade.
There might be a test of whether this would be Constitutional or not, but as I understand history and the Constitution, as long as the testing policy is FAIR AND EQUALLY APPLIED TO EVERYONE, it should pass muster. (The only thing in the Constitution at present deals with poll taxes. There were concerns about “literacy tests” which were addressed in the 1965 Voting Rights Act but, again, “fair and equally applied to everyone” since the pre-1965 literacy tests were usually designed to keep African-Americans from voting.)
*As for jurisdictions that allow driver’s licenses to be renewed online, the test could still be done online but each question would only allow for about 30 seconds before timing out (ruling out any cheating by doing a search) and timing out on the test–even once–would require the person to renew the license in person. I’ve bought tickets online and I’ve had to deal with as little as 2 minutes to provide a credit card number and all the pertinent information before my ticket choice went away–and they didn’t really care if I had a slow internet connection or not.
Sneering at people for getting a college education from an Ivy League school is a bit much from someone who seems to have gotten her G.E.D. from a box of Fruit Loops.
Are the constituents in her district really going to re-elected her? She’s an obvious idiot. Those who think she should represent them in D.C. are even less on the ball and that should not be possible. There is a bottom limit to brain activity: you have to have at least enough to keep a body functioning F.F.S.
What an idiot post. There are literally hundreds of millionaires living in the usa that either don’t even have a GED or have a GED. Here is just a sample.
https://gedeno.com/50-successful-people-ged/
I prefer reading books to counting money.
Ever try eating a book?
Last I shopped you don’t need millions to eat.
Ever try eating as stack of hundred dollar bills?
Let me get this straight: the only human achievement that matters is having money. Not knowledge, ability, skills, morality, nothing else is important other than money. Do I have the idea, or not?
But they aren’t idiots who spend all day, every day firing out nonsensical tweets. Some people actually WORK for their money
Seems like all they care about is when the slopes open. What’s the quality of the ‘snow’, both on the ground & up the nose? Do they have a special rule giving morons tax breaks for moving there? Looks like chickens voting for a stupid butcher.
I don’t know if you were aware of this, Spike, but I’m from Colorado. I grew up there and went to college there, I worked in radio after college for a few years and then I moved to California. I am positively gobsmacked that Boebert got elected. Yes, there are dumb rednecks in Colorado and God knows there are plenty in Wyoming. But there are people like the yous and mes in Colorado as well.
I will be mesmerized if Boebert gets elected. I will write my “home” state off.
Everything you wrote about Bieber is true. But she’s still going to be re-elected by a comfortable in November.
Her name came up while talking to my doctor. She said that if she was Bobert’s doctor, he would highly recommend she take up smoking.
Boabertie is simply outraged by the what? Then she switches off the rehearsed anger and has a good chuckle about her ignorance. A split personality or insincerity, uhhh, I dunno?
Love the remark that she’s “dim some, and gazpacho is nce too … but where’d the cofveve?
Omg, she’s dim, her & her buddy MTG, both. They have no idea what the English language is, saying gazpacho, wonton, you name it. They don’t belong in our government, they belong in a civics and english class, in grade school. They show their ignorance every time they open their mouth, just like the orange stain that they worship. They only know they hate and want power. That’s not what helps our government.
Arrogance is the anesthetic for the pain of being stupid. I read that somewhere. Seems accurate.