Stardate, 9152022, Captain Urs Sula of the Starship PolitiPrise recording:
We are in orbit around the planet Mankako, in the Hardee’s nebula, where a crazy tradesman, much worse than Harry Mudd, believe me, is trying to brainwash the population into believing that a madman who lost an election actually won it. He’s sold more pillows than there are tribbles in order to raise the money to fight his hopeless cause.
The tradesman is especially peeved that his communicator was confiscated by the Federation and now intergalactic war will break out unless the PolitiPrise can stop it. (Cue music)
Mike Lindell announced this morning that he's suing the U.S. government and the FBI over his confiscated phone.
"Everything I had was in that phone!" pic.twitter.com/b7kJjymX8i
— David Edwards (@DavidEdwards) September 15, 2022
You heard it friends, “where no man has gone before” and by God, Alan Dershowitz is going to lead the way!
Here, listen to the music, while I ponder Trump: the Final Frontier. My God, Lindell is losing it. This is going to be incredible.
Don’t be laughing too hard. He’s got the money and the senate and house next year. Adam Schiff, Comey, Obama, Hillary will have their house looked through and Michele’s undie drawers by the way the fbi handles things (no pun intended).. The committees to investigate should be interesting.
Bless your MAGAT heart. Don’t count your wins before the election.
You need to read more than headlines and come out from under your rock.
If you think the GOP is winning the Senate, you’re the one under a rock. They might win the House, but narrowly.
Wanna bet? Were you under a rock during the 2016 elections too? Remember that one? I was hoping that, more than headlines would have been the thing picked up. You know…. the thing. You must be young. Inflation is a hell of a drug. You’ll learn. Stick around kid, you’ll learn something.
I know it’s impolite to ask, but did your parents ever admit how many times they dropped you on your head when you were little?
Actually, the best part of him ran down his daddy’s leg.
Who’s got “the money, the House and the Senate?” Lindell?
Why do you care? Use me as a source of your propaganda? Do your own research.
I do nothing but research these issues every single day. That’s why I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about.
We’ll see. I don’t know your work (haven’t read much of it yet). This ought to be fun.
Not too sure he has much $$$ left. Who in the fuck buys those crap pillows he sells? Not like any actual stores/online retailers carry them. lmao.
My Pillow earns $300 Million in income each year. Mike Lindell Net Worth is $174 Million US Dollars. Mike Lindell’s annual income is over $32 million dollars, which comes from his successful business ventures and investments. That was easy. Sources upon request.
Go suck your hero rump off!
Yeah they can waste 40 million of the taxpayers money like Durham did. What did HE find genius? Four years later…NOTHING. OUCH! Trump & Barr should be billed for that one. Do you guys work at being stupid or is it a natural born talent? Being dropped on your head or eating lead paint chips may explain it. I go with your gene pool being empty.
I wonder if the troll will be back. It must be disheartening to get piled on. Or maybe s/he will bring friends, ya spose?
They will be back. What else can they do? Wait for JFK Jr. to appear? Wait for prince Charlie to declare war? Wait for Godot? Wait for marching orders from traitor tot? Some will be waiting in the joint. Besides, they are a full glass of putrid sludge…not a drop of truth can be added…ever. I hearken back to Brad Pitt’s speech as Aldo the Apache in Inglorious Basterds, when he was recruiting for his guerilla unit. To paraphrase he said, I didn’t come down from the smoky mountains, cross thousands of miles, & fight my way across Sicily, to teach humanity to the nazis. Nazis have no humanity. Fact. A dark movie but funny.
You going to calm Scott down now?
Their family tree does NOT fork at all…looks like a telephone pole!
If it weren’t for these “Sideshow Bobs,” politics would be a bit dull.
Not to be a pill, but I’m pretty sure it’s Mankato, MN Not a mistake on your part, it was misspelled in (at least) one of your sources, where I also saw it and cringed.
Go suck your hero trump off!