Jason Kander Drags Josh Hawley for Freakin Out About Balloon and the Replies are Hilarious

Last night as the celebrated Chinese weather balloon or whatever was floating high above Missouri, Senator Josh Hawley (Suburban D.C.) joined the freaked out chorus of MAGA voices in demanding that President Biden scramble the F-18s or launch an ICBM or SOMETHING! to bring it hurtling to Earth to unknown consequences.

I mean if it is full of deadly pathogens as suggested by Jesse Watters on Fox News, such a course of action would be extremely ill advised.

And if Kari Lake and Ohio Senator J.D. Vance are poised to bring it down with their deer rifles, isn’t there a chance these two fine public servants might be clobbered by balloon debris?

But one time Democratic Senate hopeful Jason Kander thinks Hawley is just afraid that his constituency might find out the balloon spent more time in Missouri airspace than Josh has spent on the ground there since elected.

The replies are lit:

Paul has got this. No worries. pic.twitter.com/tPT2w1IQp8

— murphyb849 🌊🌊🌊 (@murphyb849) February 4, 2023

A hand gun for a target 50,000 feet away. Gosar is some shot 🙄

Not till Josh Holly is aboard

— I AM NOT DISTRACTED 😷 (@dancindoti) February 4, 2023

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Has Josh run away from the balloon yet?

— StruckDumbMaga (@nutwipesgalore) February 4, 2023

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Did you see this on someone's Twitter post? Josh Hawley should investigate this. pic.twitter.com/kycz8XFnim

— Margaret 🇺🇲🙏👩‍🦳🇺🇦🌊 (@MaggieMay548) February 4, 2023

Yup

Why doesn’t Josh do the manly thing and strap himself to a pursuit balloon with an assault rifle and intercept that spy balloon and shoot it down?

— Geoff Goyer (@GeoffGoyer) February 4, 2023

Got my vote.

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— dan bablitch (@DBablitch) February 4, 2023

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It had to be said. pic.twitter.com/RYx1mbDBCo

— Justin Bennett 🏳️‍🌈 (@MOsocialworker) February 4, 2023

Yup

His voters pic.twitter.com/GQvAMoidzD

— Chiefs' Twitr (@KJH3172) February 4, 2023

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There’s a video somewhere of him running from it.

— Tyler Garretson (@JHawklawyer) February 4, 2023

Has to be.

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— Jason Sutherland (@BlueJock) February 4, 2023

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Well don’t get carried away. I moved thru as fast as I could. You could use a new mall.

— ChineseBalloon (@ChineseBalloon3) February 4, 2023

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@HawleyMO didn’t pay attn in those f-i-n-e MO schools. Duh, that object is 12 miles high. If you’re afraid you can always run away. I hear you’re pretty good at running.

— john marks (@marksjohnny) February 4, 2023

Yup

It should be over your home in Virginia, Josh, why aren’t you out there in your backyard with your 30 ought 6?

Surely you’re not gonna let J.D. cuck ya.