The annals (anals?) of right-wingnuttia are full of treasures today. I was reading up on the latest CT, of the White House replica on Tyler Perry’s lawn, when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a new conspiracy theory about Melania. Haven’t had one of those in a while.

This jewel was unearthed in the comments.

“Very compelling information” that Melania is the last of the Romanovs. Hoe kay. Or, maybe her son is the last of the Romanovs?

So what does this portend, if Melania is Melaniastasia, then Vladimir Putin would take it as his invitation to annex the United States as a colony? And then Putin would restore Trump to power? You have to admit, Putin doing it makes as much if not more sense than Joe Biden resigning.

Or, how about this? Vladimir decides to dispense with Donald altogether, annexes the United States as a colony and then he and Melania rule supreme over the entire world.

Maybe it’s time for me to create a wingnut persona on some of these right-wing sites and see if I can sell this to the rubes. Apparently, there is no limit to these peoples’ credulity, they will buy anything. This is what their cult leader figured out about them long ago and the rest of us are still catching on to the fact.

 

 

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  1. Last I heard they’d proved by DNA testing of remains that all the Romanovs in the tsar’s family had died in 1918. Also, she’d have to be able to document the descent to have even a decent pretence to that non-existent throne.

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    • Yes, but it was quite a long time to ascertain what happened.

      The killing of the family was a massive political error. Not only did it deny the Bolsheviks the leverage they could have through a ransom (with many nations in Europe, as the Romanoffs were related to several), if word got out the entire move,met would be endangered. The Czar wasn’t particularly hated…perhaps the public would condone his assassination. But the Czarina and daughters were beloved. Murdering them was unthinkable.

      That sort of set the stage for one of the worst political assassinations in history. I will skip the grisly details, but the perpetrators realized that there was a decent chance they’d be killed for their role in the assassination, and so they scattered the dismembered bodies across a wide area. This is why Anastasia and Alexei were not confirmed killed for many decades, their remains were separated from the rest of the family’s.

      The circumstances fueled one of the strongest and longest lasting conspiracy theories in history…you had all the right elements. The truth was hard to believe/accept, then you had various misinformation that circulated for a couple of years afterward owing to WWI, plus the strong human desire for at least some of the family to have survived.

      Science eventually put the conspiracies to rest. Or so we would hope, I think it’s clear if there are people trying to connect Melanie to the Romanoffs, there are some bad actors in the chain somewhere trying to manipulate one conspiracy theory into their mix of propaganda CT’s.

    • CGI work is impressive these days. I hear they hired the same RD guy that turned Josh Brolin into both Cable and Thanos. It was really hard inflating him for Thanos, I hear.

      I also have it on good authority that if you line the colander with tinfoil, it prevents Vlad (shape shifting lizard person) from beaming thoughts into your brains via the fillings your teeth.I f he wins,,he and Melanoma will rule the woorld.

      Am I the only one who realizes that Russian last names have masculine and feminine forms. It was Susan Ivanova,not Ivanov,in Babylon5–the correct form. And Black Widow’s name should be Natalia Romanova (Natasha is a nickname of Natalia). Best friends in high school was of Russian descent–her grandmother was a Russian immigrant. My paternal grandmother was of Russian Jewish descent.

  2. Um, well, Melania does have a couple of parents and a sister who are still among the living (at least, as inferred from the Wiki article on Melania) so at least one of her parents and her sister would also have to be a “surviving Romanov” (per that Wiki article, she also has an older half-brother from a former relationship of her father’s so if Daddy is the Romanov connection, then the older half-brother is a “surviving Romanov”).

    As to the overall claim about her being the “last surviving Romanov,” there are a whole bunch of folks–still very much among the living–who would be shocked to learn that. According to the Wiki article on the “House of Romanov,” there are dozens of Romanovs living all around the world. There are, in fact, THREE people who claim to be the head of the house: Maria Vladimirovna, Grand Duchess of Russia; Prince Andrew Romanov; and Prince Karl Emich. Maria is recognized as the heir to the throne by the Russian government (!) and the Russian Orthodox Patriarch of Moscow while Prince Karl Emich is recognized by Russia’s Monarchist Party (that recognition is currently “iffy” as the Party’s legally now defunct due to Russian election laws; the Party apparently failed to put forth any–or enough–candidates for elections within a seven-year time limit of its founding in 2012).

  3. Last of the Romanovs eh? That classless, clueless, c*nt? I can only imagine the last Czar spinning in his grave screaming nyet, nyet and feeling glad his immediate family was killed and do not have to claim the nitwit as kin.

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  4. The trumpets are sounding. You may not hear them, yet…..
    But they are coming for you.
    You all do not sound American. You all in youre answers do not sound Christ-like.
    You all should take a good look in the mirror when the sirens (figuratively speaking) come for you and you ask, “why me?”…

  5. What is this shit ? ?…. This didn’t age well … at all …. The only president to not have an actual war breakout under his “reign” also he didn’t ruin the country w senseless mandates … that have proven to be ineffective .
    Who actual thinks Melania is a Romanov ?! And who actually gives a shit
    Gas is 4.15 a gallon regular with 8% inflation .

  6. Its all gonna come out.. all of it..THE TRUTH finally, about who is really royalty, who is a pretender, etc.. Cannot wait for Putin to destroy Ukraine and take back what is rightfully Russians, since 1917, when the central powers killed Tsar Nicolas II, thanks to King George the V. He renigged on safe passage to the Tsar and his family before WWI started. THEY WERE COUSINS! TRUE HISTORY PROVES PAST.. NOT THE FAKE CRAP YOU LEARNED IN FAKE SCHOOL. DO YOUR RESEARCH. CANNOT WAIT. NO wonder King Charles III looks scared to death.. He knows what is coming.. and its coming…
    https://www.history.co.uk/articles/the-kaiser-the-tsar-and-king-george-v-cousins-at-war-in-ww1

    • Wow. You went back a whole hundred years to stake your claim Ukraine is really Russia’s land. History eh? How about you go back say a THOUSAND years or so. You know, back centuries before there was a country called Russia with its related (derived from) language from UKRAINE! A thousand years ago, Kyiv was a major city (by the standards of the era) with a large cathedral (that still stands) and other significant structures, some of which still stand. Moscow was and would for a long time remain nothing but forest! What would become the country of Russia was created in large part by Ukrainians that, doing what some humans have always done migrated to explore and perhaps settle unknown land/territory. Some of them liked it enough they decided to stay and build their own communities. Over time all that grew, and as I said they developed a slightly different language and culture than their ancestors. But just as Japan HATES admitting their racial makeup originated from Koreans, Russia tries to bullshit everyone into thinking they were around first and Ukraine came from them – instead of admitting the reality that they and their country came from Ukraine!

  7. Many of the Romanov’s sisters did escape. How do I know? Well I have pictures of them in the U.S.A. including a picture of Alexi in his early 30’s. My Grandmother was a Romanov. They changed their names when they arrived in the U.S. My mother finally told me the story prior to her passing. I have a oil painting of my mother, where the eyes follow you in every direction. Putting the oil painting side by side to Alexandra Romanov, they look like sisters. My grandmother was Anastasia. I placed the picture of Alexi in a photo I have next to him in his military uniform & it is spot on Alexi. A friend that lives not far from me also has documentation of being a Romanov. Just a FYI, you can NOT get solid DNA out of bones that had acid poured on the remains of the bodies. The stories you have been told were created by the mockingbird news media. This was so all the gold could be confiscated along with all their other belongings.

  8. I recently had my DNA analyzed and when I compared it to various Kings, Queens, etc and Houses through out Europe, surprisingly my DNA camp up as a sequencing match to Tsar Nicholas II of Russia. From this I would suspect there are thousands of descendents of the Russian Tsar and Tsarina.

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