Lauren Boebert took time out from her appearances at the CPAC Convention in Dallas to air cultural grievances with her fellow nutjobs at Glenn Beck’s Dallas based “Blaze TV”, touching on such pressing issues such as – ‘If the gays have a flag, why can’t we have a Heterosexual Sex Flag that flies just as high and proud as old glory?
Yeah, she did that…
I can't stop laughing wtf is the heterosexual flag pic.twitter.com/5Q2mbpaQaz
— AnonyMissBadger demands equal rights for all (@AnonyMissBadger) August 5, 2022
There is a Straight Pride flag. As you expect, it's a bit dull. https://t.co/1on4OdBNej pic.twitter.com/Sy8E3LHBE9
— Phil has hope 🌻🇺🇦 🇺🇸 (@pjg318) August 5, 2022
Why does it look like prison stripes? 🤔
I had the same question.https://t.co/CX4nrICvNg
— Mike Krumrei (@MikeKrumrei) August 5, 2022
But wouldn’t that require removal of the trump idolatry flag? Tough call.
— FairWeatherSnark (@FairSnark) August 5, 2022
We’re gonna need a bigger pole.
Putin has one, why don’t you take your straight Russia loving asses there? pic.twitter.com/FiJCuHJHve
— durrati 🇺🇦 (@durrati) August 6, 2022
Where might one purchase one of these "heterosexual sex flags", is it the same locations where Boebert's husband got his dick tat? Asking for a friend
— Cloudbusting (@Im_Cloudbusting) August 5, 2022
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Why do straight people NEED to fly a flag? They literally scream it at everyone they possibly can.
— John Katsky ג'ון קאטסקי (@JSKatsky) August 5, 2022
Or this pic.twitter.com/9dC7cIc2ya
— Aberdeen 🇮🇲🌊🌊 (@aberdeen40b) August 5, 2022
— Olivers best friend ☮️🕊✌🏼 (@VALlovesdumbtv) August 5, 2022
Unfortunately I can…
A heterosexual flag? I guess we'll have to wait until we have a heterosexual POTUS or SCOTUS .. Straight folks are so discriminated against!
— Coach Gayle 🙏🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊🌎🌻📚 (@CoachGayle) August 6, 2022
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I’ll see his imaginary problem and raise him the gross and blatant disrespect shown the American flag at EVERY Trump rally , gathering, and a lot of front lawns.
— Dave A (@DRAnderson7) August 5, 2022
This has some serious “bUt Why iSn’T tHeRe a WhiTe hiStOrY mOnTh?“ vibe.
— 🅿️🌜🌱3️⃣ (@squid88) August 5, 2022
Yep
We have a winner, folks!👇
— Donna Browne (@pediva) August 5, 2022
Dick pills and heterosexual sex flags!
What a country!
A “heterosexual sex flag”? Is that one you raise when you are going to have heterosexual sex? Is it really needed? Seems like people have heterosexual sex quite often and nobody needs to be warned. Or do I need to do that “consider the source” thing…
I thought her showing her tits & ass for money would be enough advertising.
I’m hetero, and personally would rather fuck than waste time flying and pointing to my hetero flag. Of course, while a sex life has (sadly dammit) not been part of my life for longer than I care to admit it doesn’t matter all that much to me. But given how fanatical these asshats are I can’t help but think back. I was only married once and for only six years, the last couple of which didn’t include any sex. But we never even seriously discussed, much less attempted to have kids so none of our sex life was for the purposes of procreation. So there’s that which no doubt offends the morality of these dipshits. But most of the sex in my life has been outside the bounds of matrimony. Oh the horrors! I never had as much sex as I wanted to (how many people are so lucky to have all the sex they want?) but I never, ever had it with the intent of making a baby. It was just for pure physical and (thankfully usually) emotional pleasure. And for that, as far as these oh so “righteous” people are concerned I’ll burn in hell! So WTF good would flying a heterosexual flag do? Bet trying to answer that one would reduce them to not being able to speak, but rather just sputter.
May I suggest a,black.background with a,huge pink hole penetrated by a dic pic? Or maybe just a tiny penis with a mushroom head? I am.sure Trump would volunteer to pose for it.
My first mental picture of the flag was a square sheet of vanilla-coloured material.
Armed tits and ass, no brains. ATANB for short.
She simply wants it easier for her to identify potential tricks now that her choke and puke has been shut down. Nothing like having a hoor in congress….
The first image to come to mind, was a raised middle finger! And at least 3/4 of the MAGAS’s would salute!