Idiot Convoy Promised 100 Foot Sub Sandwich but Antifa Must Have Eaten It.

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Damned Antifa!

The Idiot People’s Convoy of truckers now befouling the cityscape of Philadelphia had some growling stomachs today, having been promised a 100 foot long Subway Sandwich that never materialized.

10-4 good buddy.

You just know there was some twittering about that:

Someone had a different villain in mind…

Then there were the usual suspects:

Someone call the cops!

Or maybe the army!

Most logical explanation:

Beep Beep

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4 COMMENTS

  1. ” Worth noting that not a single member questioned the length of the sandwich, despite a 100-foot-long sub being insanely long for a group of 20 or so people!”

    Ahh, I’ve seen these people, they pretty much all look like they would have no trouble at all eating 5 footlongs.

    Even that many of them do it regularly.

  2. 12-inch sub should stuff one person. Maybe two, if they’re 101st Fighting Keyboarders.
    I’ve never seen (or heard of) a sandwich place with room to even make a 100-ft sub. Most are limited to 4 to 6 ft.

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