Idiot People’s Convoy of truckers now befouling the cityscape of Philadelphia had some growling stomachs today, having been promised a 100 foot long Subway Sandwich that never materialized.
10-4 good buddy.
Most convoy-goers were extremely disappointed after the news broke that no sandwiches would be delivered. Worth noting that not a single member questioned the length of the sandwich, despite a 100-foot-long sub being insanely long for a group of 20 or so people!
— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) June 5, 2022
You just know there was some twittering about that:
Someone had a different villain in mind…
Cancun ate it. pic.twitter.com/XaGArDcDBs
— Deet Supreme ?? ?️? (@DeetSupreme) June 5, 2022
Then there were the usual suspects:
Antifa strikes again! ???? pic.twitter.com/EdYzrDGA6R
— dhenders ????️? (@dhenders11) June 5, 2022
Someone call the cops!
Should check their truck. https://t.co/2I1qg8RKs4
— hdcshah (@hdcsathome) June 5, 2022
Or maybe the army!
— Beth Hecht (@BethHecht) June 5, 2022
Antifa warrior seeing this post. pic.twitter.com/EQcyevCNqu
— @??????_???? (@SundaeDivine) June 5, 2022
Most logical explanation:
I believe it was Scott Baio (who has blocked me).
It wasn’t a scam and Scott did promise the 100 foot long. However, he was moved off the afternoon shift and now doesn’t have the time to make the sandwich.
— Anti-Coup Tom Prendergast (@claimguy1) June 5, 2022
BREAKING: Antifa extremists have just painted a large fake painting of a tunnel, causing a collision pic.twitter.com/iyaN4fJtst
— ForgetfuIPerson (@ForgetfuP) June 5, 2022
It was a scammich!
— Lisa (@GibbsGirlAbby) June 5, 2022
What I wouldn't give to see their faces.?? pic.twitter.com/2cEAEwtAPn
— ?Devin Nunes' Russian Cow? (@AmericaPlsAwake) June 5, 2022
Where do I sign up to be an “Antifa Extemist?” Sounds fun!
— Rhombus of Intrigue aka Occam’s Dull Razor ³³º¹ ☮️ (@tigerhawk187) June 5, 2022