Oh God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams  William Shakespeare  Hamlet
Please spare me, we are not early on yet, and anything can happen. A...
Rachel Maddow broke a story tonight out of my adopted hometown of Las Vegas that has to be the ultimate punk ever. It involves a school called The James Madison Academy.Â
James Madison is a founding father, and former President...
You know, whenever I look at the latest outrage of El Pendejo Presidente or his administration, my mind immediately goes back to one of my favorite movies, Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade. In that movie, any time Indiana Jones did...
As I type this, MSNBC has the Virginia Governor's race Too close to call, but it appears likely that yet another rich, white, racist GOP shitpoke will be Governor of Virginia. Not welcome, but not totally unexpected either.
Various talking heads have...
When you remember that you're talking about somebody who, when in college, pushed for sexual sacrifices to a god known as Aqua Buddha, it's hard to take anything Kentucky Senator Rand Paul says seriously. But even then he can still...
Carefree highway, glad to see you my old friend. Carefree highway, you've seen better days  Gordon Lightfoot  Carefree Highway
Well, apparently that didn't come quite as planned. This was supposed to be Napoleon's Triumphal return to Paris from Elba. Ali Vitali...
Chairman of The House Intelligence Committee Adam Schiff’s opening statement today:
"Your report, for those who have taken the time to study it, is methodical and it is devastating, for it tells the story of a foreign adversary’s sweeping and...
Back when I was in college, I played a joke on my roommate. I called the military - used his name - and told them that I was very interested in being a cook on a ship. (I was...
Full disclosure. I have never either liked or admired Rudy Giuliani. Growing up in The Second City, we had plenty of Gotham City smoke blown up our asses by the media. From the time Giuliani was appointed as the US Attorney for...
Carry on my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more  Kansas  Carry on my wayward son
Take a deep breath. Here's a paper bag if you need...
