Thursday, March 21, 2019
When last we saw our intrepid hero, Cantaloupe Calves King was in a bad way. Being chased by a ravenous pack of 434 wolves through a forest, all seemed lost. The situation only got more dire when, finally bursting...
I fought the law, and the law won   The Clash As a serious comedian (a true oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one), I’ve always had a favorite pet phrase. If I heard somebody say it, I knew where my next...
Today is “D” day, for “dreaded” for TSA workers because this is the first paycheck they’ve missed and the heat is on. The average TSA worker makes $35,000 a year, and the majority of them live paycheck to paycheck....
The impact of Trump’s shutdown continues to unfold. https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1083396086658682880 Here are the key points in more readable form. 1. FBI Special Agents are subject to high security standards that include rigorous and routine financial background checks to ensure that agents are routinely...
President Donald Trump stepped up, put his big-boy pants on, and took the mantle of leadership. “I’ll take responsibility for shutting it down, I won’t blame you for it,” he famously told Chuck Schumer in the Oval Office. “I’ll...
Here’s how it ultimately breaks down, in pure and simple human terms. This Friday morning, over 800,000 federal employees will wake up, hit the “brew” button, and log into their bank accounts, which will show exactly the same amount...
Shit just got real   Anonymous Look, we all know that things are not always what they appear to be. Five short years ago, many of you here thought that I was capable of stringing two coherent sentences together. Wrong-o. Three short years...
Donald Trump is threatening to declare a state of national emergency in order to build his wall, which begs the question, exactly what are a president’s powers during a state of national emergency?  The answer will blow your mind. First and...
Snoop Doggy Dogg is vociferously anti-Trump.  He threatened to roast anybody who performed at Trump’s inauguration. “I’m gonna roast the fuck out of you Uncle Tom-ass niggas for doing it. Which one of you niggas gonna do it?” Then he drew...
While Donald Trump is holed up in the White House tweeting about “presidential harassment” his slogan de jour, the president of the Air Line Pilots Association, International, representing 61,000 pilots, wrote a candid letter to his nibs, breaking down the reality...

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