Iranians To Form Human Chains Around Power Plants In Light Of...
It's another Tuesday and another deadline in the ongoing Iranian war. Donald Trump has vowed to destroy infrastructure today, particularly power plants. The local...
“When Global Politics Becomes Reality TV”
Donald Trump wants life to return to the 1950's but he might want to think about that a bit more, first. In the 50's...
Rubio Admits We Attacked Iran Because Israel Was Going To
MAGAs were sooooo sure when they somehow managed to squeeze Trump's fat orange butt through the doors of the White House Again. They were...
Watch Rubio Gaslight Reporters
Trump's administration(s) have always been Orwellian but this is a real moment in time that must be savored: this is a split screen moment...
John Kennedy Gives Tutorial In Double Speak
Who knew that George Orwell was a prophet and his dystopian novel a playbook? That is literally the case right now. 1984 was written...
Trump Plans Coalition To Escort Ships Through Strait Of Hormuz
The first thing that happened when Donald Trump's "excusion" began was that the Strait Of Hormuz was closed off, thereby bottlenecking a great deal...
Trump Curses On Easter “Open The F***in’ Strait You Crazy Bastards”
What you're about to read is not satire from a parody account. It is real. Evidently the New York Times sanitized it and then...
Trump Says He’ll Help Iran “If They Can Behave”
The presser today was as chaotic as you would expect. Trump is the wartime Pushmi Pullyou. He entered into the conflict with Iran with...
Trump Threatens To “Beat The Effing ‘S'” Out Of Iran
It's a sad day we've reached when news services are compelled to sanitize the language of the sitting president, but we have long ago...
“When Crazy People Have A Nuclear Weapon Bad Things Happen”
It's always bad when you have to justify your actions after the fact. It is particularly bad if a sovereign nation is operating that...
