Is it time to call the Men in Black? Anybody? I mean, look at this, three UFOs shot down in one week. C’mon man, as Uncle Joe is wont to say, what’s up with that?
Or, do the Chinese have a dispenser of UFOs, kind of like a giant tennis ball machine, you know, the kind that pivot and spit out a ball and then pivot and spit out another ball and you chase them to get in shape for a match?
Or, maybe, just maybe, there’s a BIG balloon out there, as big as the moon, maybe and it could be hiding behind the moon even, and it’s sending out little balloons until it reveals itself as the Mother Balloon?
Another trending ball shaped unidentified flying object caught on camera . 8th February 2023 USA #UAPs #UFO #UFOSightings #UFOs #ufotwitterweek #ufoalaska @TheUfoJoe #AncientAliens pic.twitter.com/3eubbjn5dl
— Mujeeb Rahman ⚙️ (@itsMujeebRahman) February 11, 2023
Not too easy to see, was it?
Here is Canada’s Prime Minister to tell the tale.
I spoke with President Biden this afternoon. Canadian Forces will now recover and analyze the wreckage of the object. Thank you to NORAD for keeping the watch over North America.
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) February 11, 2023
Another UFO, where the hell are the Avengers when you need them the most
pic.twitter.com/qB1gO1kWXa— I have so many questions? (@english_shamar) February 11, 2023
Another UFO. I truly do believe that the aliens are peaceful and that they probably created us and are just checking in on us to see how things have progressed, and holy shit must they be fucking disappointed if they that thought they were seeding earth with "intelligent" life.
— Stephen Sipila (@StephenSipila) February 11, 2023
Another UFO
(who gives af) pic.twitter.com/P0aYpkaJmm— Will S (@WillSmucker) February 12, 2023
And maybe it’s time to hoard toilet paper again.
Canada has shot down another UFO. So now it looks like 2023 is bringing us:
-A Civil War
-World War III
-An Intergalactic WarAll simultaneously.
If there ever was a time to hoard toilet paper, this is it.just loving it … kick alien ass … or our stuff …
go trump #UFO pic.twitter.com/xz3Cn09W20— Gotham 💯 (@Gotham305) February 12, 2023
Another UFO, this time DoD activities restricting airspace over Montana. What in the helk is going on? Are these things a normal occurrence and we're just hearing about it more and more because of a slow news cycle? Or is this truly unprecedented?https://t.co/yMdsAWhruQ
— Brian, Just Brian (@Justabrian5231) February 12, 2023
Wait a minute, now. Here’s some breaking photography. This may reveal something.
#ufotwitter #CanadaUFO #NORAD
Photo: US and Canada joint-effort to shoot down another UFO over Yukon pic.twitter.com/3WXY3XOQ9X— TƎᑫᑫUᑫ_ꓘƆOM (@MOCK_PUPPET) February 12, 2023
Is that a duck that’s the size of a pterodactyl with a MAGA on top of it, or what? I’ll tell you, flying the friendly skies ain’t so friendly anymore. I think I’ll just drive.
It’s Trump’s hair piece – it blew off in a strong wind
I still think it’s china seeing just how little it takes for the U.S. to lose its shit and nothing more. Satellites are what’s used for this type of spying, not fucking balloons–plausible deniability folks. If it’s a satellite you can’t really say with any certainty it is a spy satellite and more to the point all countries with anything at all on the ball in satellite tech have them aimed at wherever the fuck they think they need them.
Still, it is rather telling that at least three of these things were left alone by the mango moron’s administration, or at least he was not informed they existed, and both of the ones coming over our borders while Biden is prez were taken out by this admin. But yeah, keep lying about how much “safer” we were when the idiot was in office.
there are some advantages to balloons over satellites, such as hover time over a given object of interest, and China has in fact been using them extensively all over the world for at least the last decade or more.
When you look at some (way too many!) Republicans it’s hard not to wonder if Sci-Fi became reality and they really are alien Pod People. So yeah, there are probably pissed off aliens. Trump left their shit floating overhead alone. Biden is shooting it down. What’s a GOP Pod Person to do except howl in protest?
Since the “aliens” got the flash from the first atomic explosion in Los Alamos and UFOed to Earth a couple of years later not far from Area 51 to check us out we are under their observation. Maybe they help us with the climate crisis because they want to see us around or maybe they’ll take over after we are gone.
Just saying.
Probably the second one.