It’s Saturday night and Donald Trump is all tired out from a day of golf. He can’t be bothered running the country, that’s no fun, so he’s turned his tiny thumbs and brain to his favorite pastime, Twitter.

The world is watching, indeed, as Trump makes an ass out of himself. And not him alone, oh no, Sir. His entire creature cantina of lawyers, Jenna Ellis, Sidney Powell, the talented and lovely Rudy Giuliani. And where are DiGeneva and Toensing? They are purportedly a part of this team, but nobody ever sees them, what’s up with that? They must be there as spiritual advisers, that’s it.

So you just keep thinking about this massive conspiracy Donald, and we’ll think about what we know to be true — which is this. It’s over.

Check out is noon, January 20.

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15 Comments on "Trump’s Saturday Night Meltdown On Twitter, ‘Why Is Joe Biden So Quickly Forming A Cabinet?’ Umm…Because He Won?"

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Cherl Harrell
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Has anyone told him about all the court cases, either lost or dismissed? If he had all that proof, why aren’t the courts recognizing it? hmm…

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LoHa
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Thanks for the Roy Orbison. One of my favorites. Is that K.D. Lang on the right?
And so looking forward to it really being over in 60 days.

Joseph
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According to the Wikipedia entry on the “Roy Orbison and Friends: A Black and White Night,” it is. k d lang, along with Bonnie Raitt (the show was recorded a year before she made her commercial breakthrough with the “Nick of Time” album) and Jennifer Warnes, formed the female backing group. lang, of course, had worked with Orbison the year before in a duet version of Orbison’s “Crying” (the recording appeared in the Jon Cryer film, “Hiding Out”).

daithi
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He believes that any vote that didn’t have a mark by his name just HAS to be fraudulent. After all everybody loves him (or so his staff keep telling him)

p j evans
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And any vote by someone with more melanin than him.

Jackie
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Yes and 79+ million of us winners would love nothing better than to see you get dragged out out of the bunker and thrown over your WH legacy wall or dumped in one of your detention camps. STFU and go away already. Be sure to take the creepy cootie-filled crime family with you.

Bareshark
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Just as good and appropriate a tune is “M Is For Morphine” by The World Inferno/Friendship Society, full of jittery energy and paranoia that accurately reflect Trump’s state of mind.

Inkdreamer
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I believe I saw the male half of DeGenova/Toensing at Rudy’s and Sidney’s creature cantina show the other day, I just can’t remember which one is which.

Carroll Ann Robinson
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It was DeGenova. I saw him too and remarked on it by saying, “hell, he looks horrible.” He’s not a good looking guy to start with, but as a backup singer to Giuliani he looked just about as bad sans shoe polish running down his face.

Gettin' too old for this
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Gettin' too old for this

i read somewhere it was actually mascara. What an imbecile…

Miranda
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Roy Orbison died too young. I love that video.

p j evans
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Donnie, YOU had people talking with the Russians before you even took office, and you were claiming YOU had the authority of the office BEFORE YOU WERE SWORN IN.

LDoza
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YOU ALL did notice that Trumps current vocabulary in recent rallies consists of barely two syllable words. Terminally demented TRUMP did not write this and possibly cannot even understand it

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