The last time a Fox News luminary appeared to be broadcasting from the summit of Mt. Baked, it was Jeanine Pirro — and I swiftly got an email from Fox News, telling me that Ms. Pirro doesn’t drink at all. So I said, “Does she take medication? Because clearly, if you put this *performance* next to others, she seems visibly impaired.” I never heard back. And don’t get me wrong. If there’s a factual error, like the time I wrote that Shepard Smith was escorted out of the building, when the NBC reporter whose story I cited, recanted her facts, I swiftly published a correction. We are very willing to cooperate with the search for truth, here on the Little Political Blog That Could. (chugga lugga lugga lugga chugga lugga lugga lugga….)
In any event, not to upset the folks at Fox, heaven forfend, I put “looks” in the headline tonight. You decide. Maybe Rudy just had a rough day, melting down in public, like the Wicked Witch of the West. Say, maybe a house will fall on Rudy, next? Ya spose? I’m not being flippant. In this day and age, Anything.Can.Happen. At this point, I’m so jaded and numbed, I wouldn’t bat an eyelash at Rudy turning into a bat and flying away. I would merely say, “What took you so long?”
rudy giuliani is ᵃˡˡᵉᵍᵉᵈˡʸ drunk on television right now pic.twitter.com/53ElzWTPr4
— Madeline Peltz (@peltzmadeline) November 20, 2020
You gotta love the Rudy/Donnie logic. The Dems stole the election from Trump but let the GOP Senators get elected so Biden can’t get anything done.
— SERENITY NOW! (@JKolkin) November 20, 2020
Rudy appears quite toasted, but maybe he’s a tea totaller like Jeanine Pirro. I’m sure I wouldn’t know.
Well, hey, if you’re making $20 grand a day, gotta live a little, right?
And look, if I put mascara on my hair to hide the grey — and it would take a shopping cart full in my case, believe me — and it melted on TV, I’d tie one on, too.