Rudy Giuliani’s photo should go in all dictionaries next to the word “shameless.” He just epitomized the meaning of that word for all time to come. Shame is, “a painful feeling of humiliation or distress caused by the consciousness of wrong or foolish behavior.” Rudy is incapable of that. He’s not wired that way. If he thought relieving himself on stage at one of these pressers of his would advance his cause, he would do it in a New York minute. The only thing motivating Rudy is the pursuit of profit.
That said, he took to the airwaves today to gin up more hysteria about the counting of ballots.
Point: My Cousin Vinny is a FANTASTIC movie and frequently used in law schools because it is the most accurate depiction of voir dire Hollywood has ever managed.
Counterpoint: It has nothing to do with election fraud, no place in this discourse, and Rudy Giuliani is a lunatic.
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) November 19, 2020
As bad as this is, arguably it was topped by conspiracy theorist with a bar card, Sidney Powell, who claims that massive amounts of communist money influenced the election — oh, and Dominion, too.
Sidney Powell, Mike Flynn's lawyer now working for Trump, says the election was rigged by "communist money" and a scheme devised by the late Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuala. pic.twitter.com/8XTnRHCzAM
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 19, 2020
And to think that I spent 3 years in law school and got myself deep into debt when I could have skipped it all and just started making crazy sh*t up for $20,000 a day. They should have told me that at the career office.
— Timothy Cross (@Cross67LPG) November 19, 2020
So apparently Rudy Giuliani is impersonating My Cousin Vinny and that's it, I can't take any more, I think my time on earth must come to an end. If you need me I'll be constructing a moon base to live alone among the stars.
— Jason Pinter (@jasonpinter) November 19, 2020
I’m with this guy. I must have taken the wrong color pill at some point. This is batshit even for this crowd.