It must be wonderful to live in a bubble where no matter how self-contradictory and ludicrous your ideas are, you think them to be original and persuasive — not to mention woke. Melania Trump, murdering irony with a hatchet at a rally in Atglen, Pennsylvania, touted hubby Donald’s tweets as a wonderful thing. This is the Carrie Nation of cyberbullying talking, folks, do not lose sight of that.

Part II is Melania saying how “their display of hatred is on display to this day” — referring to Democrats being mean, I think. Then she gets to the corker, are you ready for this? “Children learning about politics in our country deserve a better display of political responsibility, and respect for our sacred institutions.” This line is delivered with a haughty look and a demeanor of disapproval. She’s as bad an actor as Mike Pence, merely better looking.

I wonder how much Trump is paying her by the word to do this?

And does anybody else notice that she’s wearing another one of her soviet army getups?Β Again? Is this an in joke with the boys at the Kremlin?

This is Melania’s Eleanor Roosevelt moment, folks. She’s going to be the moral arbiter and tell us how to be in the world. Honey, go read your fashion magazines and do Pilates and STFU.

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25 Comments on "Melania Throws #BeBest Under the Bus, Tells Rally That Trump’s Tweets Are A Great Thing"

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blueman
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She don’t look ‘Merican, do she?

Bareshark
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Space alien, if anything…or maybe “Satan’s daughter” to use Stevie Nicks’ recent plastic surgery putdown.

Meg Corrigan
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She don’t SOUND ‘Merican!

Nancy North
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The outfit. OMG. Pretty soon she’s going to be adding medals to it. And a matching cap. All the world’s a stage for these pitiful imitations of humans.

mae
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She stunk always. I dont know why people felt sorry for her.

Lil Blue Sock
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Bring me Moose and squirrel.

Meg Corrigan
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πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£ Natasha it is! Does that make Donald Boris? No, Boris had a higher IQ.🐿🐿

Cynthia Feaster
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She is a phony fake First Whore (never a Lady) bit*h!! She needs to be in an English language class to learn how to enunciate her words properly, so that she can be understood clearly. Sh*t! She is a freakin embarrassment!! As Americans we should kick ourselves in the azz for letting this “escort girl” get into the White House with her crazy corrupt criminal idiot covid spreader-killer husband to play pretend to be president and first lady- of what??? Nov 3rd Nov 3rd Nov 3rd He HAS to be OUT of HERE!!!

Cynthia Feaster
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OMG!! She is so freakin stupid and ignorant. Her diction is horrible and she can barely be understood. Why hasn’t she gotten private language/ enunciation tutoring by now? All that money and no damn brains on how to use it to improve yourself!! OMG. She should go back into hiding in the caverns of the White House until it’s time for her and donalddunce to move to Florida (Nov. 4th everybody). The former escort girl is a national embarrassment!! And why didn’t she go with donalddunce to their local polling place to for him? Because she is NOT even an… Read more »
David K. Kelley
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I am not sure why you are saying that Melania can’t vote. I saw a photo of her in a voting booth right next to Donald’s booth. In the photo, Donald was looking at her as though to see whether she was voting for him. (That was the suggestion of the writer; it is not my original idea.)

F. George Dunham, III
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F. George Dunham, III

You speak truth where in Melania is as bad an actor as Pence. Very accursed. Yet never is she more attractive. I like that sexy silver robot man and think about him daily in my shower times.