There is tone deaf, there is obtuse, and then there is Jared Kushner. I have heard tell that post-November 3, Kushner intends to start up a media empire of some sort, the Trump TV that Steve Bannon was going to headline back in the day. But I have a better idea. I think he and Ivanka should become the next Joel and Victoria Osteen and preach prosperity consciousness — and Jared can talk specifically to the lazy blacks in this culture.

Kushner went on Fox & Friends Monday morning and this is beautiful. This is better than Mitt Romney’s 47%.

“One thing we’ve seen in a lot of the Black community, which is mostly Democrat, is that President Trump’s policies are the policies that can help people break out of the problems that they’re complaining about,” Kushner said. “But he can’t want them to be successful more than they want to be successful.”

Now Jared knows whereof he speaks, here. He “wanted to be successful” and so he had Daddy buy his way into Harvard and now Daddy-in-law has made him into an international diplomat, not to mention social engineer. It’s just like Ivanka with “find something new.” Hey, you can do what the two of them have done — all you need is their level of brains, talent, and many millions of dollars behind you, buying your way into whatever you need next. It’s that last requirement that is a bit of a stumbling block for the vast majority of us — but the Kushners just shine that fact on. No biggy. I mean, dudes, if you want it bad enough, you’ll just wish it into existence. Voila, I give you the next Joel Osteen, by way of Napoleon Hill, “Think And Grow Rich” — and get the old man to write a check. Simple, fools.

Hey, man, he read 25 books about the middle east, okay? And he knows all about criminal justice reform, Daddy sent him a wallet he made while in the slammer. Jared feels your pain.

The only appropriate background music for this diatribe of Jared’s is this. Enjoy.


“Salvation Army cuts our hair and
Gives us the clothes we wear on our back
So we can dress up and ride around
And show off this new Cadillac
But things still gonna get better yet
At least that’s what I understand
They tell me this new President
Put in a whole new poverty plan
Why, he gonna send us poor folks money
They say we gonna get it out here in stacks
In fact, my wife’s already shopping around
For her new Cadillac”
And never lose sight of the fact that this is the son-in-law of the guy who paid $750.00 in taxes — when he paid anything at all. But it’s the poor who are raiding the government coffers. Right-o.
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9 Comments on "WATCH: Jared Kushner’s ‘Welfare Queens’ Moment, Says Blacks ‘Have To Want to Be Successful’"

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p j evans

Born on third, thinks he hit a tripe, and his wife and her father are telling him he’s a slugger.

p j evans

that’s “triple”



Lil Blue Sock

This guy is going to have a really tough time in prison.


Gawd I hope so!!! I hope all of them end up in prison!

Denis Elliott

Like his father-in-law CCC’s Fortunate Son applies:

As for those 25 books about the middle east, why do I get the feeling they were graphic novels written by “Christian” nutjobs who would gleefully cast any Jews who didn’t accept their Jeebus into the fires of hell?

Steven McCrary

Virtue signaling? Cancel culture? Trump/Kushner, Inc. has the most pathetic code words I’ve ever heard.

Fred Robinson

Gotta love the irony of the recording artist’s (?!) race.


If Jared Kushner is (as he is in how own mind) a poster child for “successful,” anyone who wants to “be successful” has a deformed soul. I expect a few black people do since they are human. I’m confident that most don’t.