There is tone deaf, there is obtuse, and then there is Jared Kushner. I have heard tell that post-November 3, Kushner intends to start up a media empire of some sort, the Trump TV that Steve Bannon was going to headline back in the day. But I have a better idea. I think he and Ivanka should become the next Joel and Victoria Osteen and preach prosperity consciousness — and Jared can talk specifically to the lazy blacks in this culture.
Kushner went on Fox & Friends Monday morning and this is beautiful. This is better than Mitt Romney’s 47%.
“One thing we’ve seen in a lot of the Black community, which is mostly Democrat, is that President Trump’s policies are the policies that can help people break out of the problems that they’re complaining about,” Kushner said. “But he can’t want them to be successful more than they want to be successful.”
Now Jared knows whereof he speaks, here. He “wanted to be successful” and so he had Daddy buy his way into Harvard and now Daddy-in-law has made him into an international diplomat, not to mention social engineer. It’s just like Ivanka with “find something new.” Hey, you can do what the two of them have done — all you need is their level of brains, talent, and many millions of dollars behind you, buying your way into whatever you need next. It’s that last requirement that is a bit of a stumbling block for the vast majority of us — but the Kushners just shine that fact on. No biggy. I mean, dudes, if you want it bad enough, you’ll just wish it into existence. Voila, I give you the next Joel Osteen, by way of Napoleon Hill, “Think And Grow Rich” — and get the old man to write a check. Simple, fools.
Jared Kushner – son and husband of privilege – has a message for the black community: You would have more wealth if you just wanted it more. pic.twitter.com/2zL2tgQgfi
— Jason Kander (@JasonKander) October 26, 2020
You have to hand it to Jared Kushner, because that's the only way he's ever achieved or accomplished anything his whole life.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 26, 2020
Hey, man, he read 25 books about the middle east, okay? And he knows all about criminal justice reform, Daddy sent him a wallet he made while in the slammer. Jared feels your pain.
Millionaire scion Jared Kushner, son-in-law of, and senior adviser to, the president, on Fox News this morning: https://t.co/TsoztngIo1
— David Gura (@davidgura) October 26, 2020
Jared Kushner was born on Third base. Working his way back to second but thinks he hit a home run. https://t.co/RFd9j1Jpc0
— (((Howard Forman))) (@thehowie) October 26, 2020
If you forgot (or are too young to know) how blindingly racist the Reagan administration was, Jared Kushner is channelling it today. All that's missing is the "welfare queens" speech and Bill Cosby standing next to him telling Black men to pay child support. Unreal.
— Victoria Brownworth #VoteForScience (@VABVOX) October 26, 2020
Closing message of "People crying after watching a human being slowly killed on camera were faking it for likes" is another interesting move https://t.co/7h7cLqsy0K
— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) October 26, 2020
The only appropriate background music for this diatribe of Jared’s is this. Enjoy.
Gives us the clothes we wear on our back
So we can dress up and ride around
And show off this new Cadillac
At least that’s what I understand
They tell me this new President
Put in a whole new poverty plan
They say we gonna get it out here in stacks
In fact, my wife’s already shopping around
For her new Cadillac”