George Conway, who identifies as a windmill cancer survivor, has penned a wondrously funny piece, using Donald Trump’s own words to hang himself. This is like a comic law review article, if such a thing exists, a trickle of commentary surrounding a river of citations. Conway has Trump’s absurd reelection campaign nailed. Here’s a sampling from the Washington Post:
I believe Sleepy Joe leads an “organized crime family.” I believe he and President Barack Obama committed “the greatest political crime in the history of our country,” and it will be “a very sad, sad situation” if the attorney general doesn’t indict them.
I believe Hunter Biden is a criminal, because someone got hold of his “laptop from hell,” and because of some guy named Bobulinski, whoever he is. I believe Fake News reporters are also criminals because they won’t report this. […]
I believe Harris is “nasty,” a “communist” and a “madwoman.” I believe we can’t have “a socialist president — especially a female socialist president.” I believe she has a funny name, and it’s possible “she doesn’t meet the requirements” for the vice presidency because her parents were born abroad. […]
I believe the president has already announced his new, “incredible” health care plan, and it’s something “nobody has seen … before.” But I believe if it hasn’t been announced yet, it will be “very soon,” perhaps in two weeks. I believe that the president will improve on Obamacare by getting the Supreme Court to “end it,” which would be “so good.”
I believe the virus “affects virtually nobody,” and that the death count would be “very low” if we didn’t count Democrat states. I believe doctors and hospitals have overcounted deaths because they “get more money” for doing so.
There’s a lot more where this came from and this is a great read. If I was Donald Trump, I would want George Conway on my side, rather than against me. Conway was offered a post in the Trump administration shortly after Kellyanne accepted hers and he turned it down. You know the rest.