You thought that the flag hugging was embarrassing, wait until you see Donald Trump on coronavirus steroids shift the position of his girth from side to side and make disco gestures — I mean what can I say? Jackie Gleason was as big as Trump but he was graceful and he could dance.

I can’t wait to see the Lincoln Project spin on Trump tripping the light fantastic — or maybe the light fantastic is tripping him. As the poet said, “Oh, would someone the giftie gie us, to see ourselves as others see us.” And you know, Trump thinks he’s 25 and weighs 150 lbs. and is at Studio 54 right now. Mr. Cool. Now you know one reason he has to pay for his women.

And if you want to know why he hates Obama, here is reason number 1,000,000,000,000 — you get the idea.

I guess it’s easier to do when you’re at Jeffrey Epstein’s place, flying on rails of coke.

 

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21 Comments on "WATCH: Trump Do the ‘Rona Roid Rumba"

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Lil Blue Sock
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Elaine Bettis on Seinfeld has some competition.

*smirk*

Joseph
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Just a nitpick, but the character’s last name was “Benes.”

Daithi
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“If Sean Spicer can get a gig on TV in ‘Dancing with the Stars’, look what I can do”

p j evans
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Sean can dance better than Himself.

Denis Elliott
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I had a paraphrased flashback to The Blues Brothers. So many great lines come to mind, and while my favorite full scene was the “I hate Illinois Nazis” one a very close second is the epic full-on musical and dance production where the great Ray Charles performs Shake A Tailfeather. Trump’s little jig, like a recent attempt at busting a move isn’t “shaking his tailfeather”, but more like “shaking his poopy diaper!”

Bareshark
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Actually, that one was one of my late paternal grandfather’s favorite films (though he was way out of that age bracket when it came out), mostly, I think, for the music. And if we’re talking better dance routines from that film, how about Belushi’s jaw-droppingly perfect flips while in James Brown’s church?

Denis Elliott
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Too bad that the goobers in MAGA land will never say “Jesus H Christ! Yes! I see the light!” Btw Belushi was a gifted and multi-sport athlete. In addition to being a wrestler and baseball player he was an all-conference middle linebacker on his high school (Wheaton, IL a standard upper middle class suburb of Chicago) and turned down an offered football scholarship because he’d decided the stage was what he wanted.

Bareshark
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So I was given to understand, Denis. The athleticism he brought to his moves still amazes me, even with that in mind.

Bareshark
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Another pair of big guys with more grace is the Belushi brothers. Hefty, the both of them but they could do advanced gymnastics that’d make your mind blink hard and try to convince itself that it just saw what it just saw.

Trump, on the other hand, reminds me of fellow right wing addict Rush, dancing at CPAC in 2009. Keith Olbermann (who, FYI, is back to talking politics on YouTube) rightly called out the horror of that dance and how Rush had no business doing it. So it is with Trump.

Joseph
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To quote RuPaul, “Donald, sashay, away.” And just to give everyone a better image of how to handle the Donald, I’m leaving a YouTube link to the RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 “Trump: The Rusical.” Just to explain what that means, for the past few seasons, Ru puts her Drag Race contestants into a musical-style production number and, for Season 11, the contestants were assigned a musical putting Trump and crew in a “Grease”-style setting. Ginger Minj, a contestant from Drag Race Season 7 and All-Stars Season 2, gets to play Trump himself. Even though “Trump” doesn’t really do any… Read more »
Scott Jackson
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He’s as clueless as a newborn blind puppy. Narcissists aren’t known for their self awareness. Keep dancing frump. U can be the Saturday night entertainment in the slammer.

p j evans
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We did better at my 40-year reunion, with the limbo bar that started at about 5ft 6 and got down to 4 ft. (One guy walked under the bar at top height. He was the shortest guy in the class…and became an airline pilot.)

beadlady
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That was nauseating. Even if he gets off Dexamethasone – it stays in the system up to 54 hours. Did he really have Covid?

Bareshark
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Yes…Dex could reanimate a corpse for those 54 hours you were talking about. And as I keep saying when that last question comes up, admitting that he got a disease he spent good chunks of this year calling a hoax is a blow to his narcissism. He’d never have admitted to it at all without the Hope Hicks story breaking first. And when you combine his recklessness in the face of this pandemic with the coronavirus progress through the WH, there is no credible scenario where he comes out of it uninfected.

Miranda
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Watching him pretending to dance almost made me throw up.

Vjj
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With all that rhythm can you imagine how good he is in bed…….yuck! I just can’t think about it. Most of his followers I’m sure have the same skill!

Scott Jackson
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I can’t see anyone lasting past that bloated flabby belly, unless trapped on Epstein’s rape island. What exactly happened to jeff? Wasn’t he under Barr’s protection & a buddy of frump? Hmmmm

michaelscott
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At least he’s not dancing to gay-themed disco tunes anymore.

Bareshark
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Wait a couple of days…