Nope, nobody sick, everybody’s fine. In fact, nobody here but us chickens and none of us have red eyes — oh, wait.

Mike Pence was going to travel to Indiana today where he and Mother were going to vote early. But for undisclosed reasons, the trip has been cancelled — and the White House felt the need to say, “nobody’s sick” maybe after all the brou ha ha over Pence’s pink eye, since that frequently accompanies COVID-19.

First, I don’t know if you can even believe a declaration that a diagnosis is negative from this White House. It’s not exactly a high credibility zone these days.

Second, and this is very plausible — the Great Trumpkin’s condition may have worsened and Pence needs to stand by to take the reins. The timing for a crash from dexamethasone would be right about now, three days after returning to the White House.

Like Trump told the Proud Boys, stand by.

 

 

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13 Comments on "‘Nobody’s Sick’ says White House When Mike Pence Abruptly Cancels Trip To Indiana"

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Tin woman1
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I’m expecting *rump to crash hard, followed by Pence.

Bareshark
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I’m actually expecting Pence to go first. Nobody gives two craps about him.

Lil Blue Sock
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Third….Bobblehead The Talking Penis and Mother just can’t bring themselves to vote for Trump-O again.

Gus K.
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Why don’t just ask his pet fly on the wall? Or maybe, we can bug the bug.

Bareshark
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Either I was right and he’s infected (the fly will not leave my mind) or Pelosi’s 25th Amendment talk is spurring him back to Washington. I’m not seeing a third choice here.

Roger
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This is the Über-Twilight Zone. We are watching a movie made twenty years in the future, now.

Ilene Proctor
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And the bible sayth: flies have a completely different meaning. They represent everything that is bad. Some even consider them descendants of the devil. Flies represent the worst evil and personification of the worst on our planet. Pontius Pence beware!

mae
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Tomorrow will be fascinating!

p j evans
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for some value of fascinating that is going to be rough on everyone else.

daisy
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Yes, I’m very much looking forward to what Pelosi has to say.

Denis Elliott
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Another possibility, quite Trumpian in nature just popped into my head. Trump had to have become award of both the fly thing and the pink eye. Too many stories with close up pictures and memes making fun of Trump were on social media and I’m sure Twitter for Trump not to know. He’s juiced up on roids too so it’s not a stretch to imagine him blowing his stack and calling Pence in for a royal butt chewing. One that would have shaken Pence up pretty badly. Also, the ever media conscious Trump would know cameras with spy satellite picture… Read more »
Bareshark
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It’s a thoughtful theory…but I’m still betting on COVID. If he didn’t catch it before now, he will after the ass-chewing.

p j evans
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None of them are getting tested as much as the WH wants us to believe. If Pence *doesn’t* have the virus, he’s sure pushing his luck.