The novel “Skinny Legs and All” is a surrealistic farce about artists who create psychedelic art and features a pilgrimage through the desert by inanimate characters named Can O’Beans, Painted Stick and Dirty Sock. Whether you dropped acid today or not, if you’re a fan of the book you will see that Can O’Beans has made the journey from the pages of fiction to join the surrealistic farce in the White House, probably because it isn’t one jot weirder than the story he was in, where he rolled out of a trailer welded in the shape of a giant aluminum turkey.

In all events, Ivanka took a moment out of her demanding schedule with Find Something New, which come to think of it, is not only the name of her governmental employment program, but is also her sole coping mechanism to deal with life, i.e., go shopping. Hey, new shoes, new career, what’s the diff, just Find Something New. We have, Ivanka, and delivery is November 3.

Ivanka did a photo op with Can O’Beans, because the owner of Goya Beans said something nice about her father in the Rose Garden. Anyone having a good word to say about Donald Trump these days is so remarkable as to constitute a religious experience and so it was in that vein that Ivanka gratefully repaid the devotional.

She’s also in breach of the Hatch Act, not that that is anything new, for this gang. It’s a knee jerk reaction of mine to mention obvious illegalities, even though in this administration it’s like mentioning that the room has air.

Now, while this farce is going on in Ivanka’s Zoom room, her brother Donald Junior is breaching ethics a plenty as well, by dragging his 14-year-old half brother into the 2020 campaign. That is a total no no and it is being treated as such. Plus, in vintage Junior form, he’s only made things worse for himself and for the old man.

Jim Acosta recently quipped that “all Trump has left now is kool aide drinkers and next of kin.” His next of kin are trying to help him. And with help like this, I wouldn’t want to know what torpedoing him would look like.

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Tin woman1
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Trying anything to get peoples minds off of Mary’s book? And Putin’s bounties? And…

anastasjoy
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No, this group isn’t smart enough for calculated “distractions.” Let’s bury that idea six feet deep where it belongs. You don’t commit a crime and expose yourself as a major racist xenophobe in order to “distract.” Ivanka is clueless and being clueless, she exposes her true nature.

anastasjoy
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Also, the photo is so posed and formal and ad-like it’s like she’s auditioning to be a spokesmodel. Sorry, honey but your dad’s term as president has dried up all that work.

Lil Blue Sock
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Ivomit is making fun of the word โ€œnegrosโ€ on the can…..of all their products Princess Whitetrash chooses this one……coincidence???….with this racist bunch???

Concerning Junior…..he is the embodiment of his sireโ€™s worst nightmare, that his namesake would be a โ€œloserโ€. ….but donโ€™t feel too bad Junior….your other siblings, non of which has ever held a real job, are losers as well.

Darrel
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These cretins have scraped the bottom of the bowl, think the latest Mrs. DJT will be thrilled to hear her son’s name in a Jr’s tweet? How was that accomplished within the radiant glow of papa Dunce’s complex makeup system? Does this mean all will be smooth and quiet on the home front? The great white hunters of endangered animals for sport, stupid 1 and 2, have always made interesting remarks, things like admitting Putin’s money flowing through Trump’s laundry machines … a smart move by an opposing team is to cause internal fighting within the other team, we need… Read more »
Scott Jackson
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Oh, I thought she held that can up to answer the question, ‘what are the heads of the Frump family filled with’? My bad. I previously thought air, but, alas I was mistaken.you go girl.

anastasjoy
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She didn’t do it because the owner said nice things about her father โ€” that was almost a week ago. Her motive is much more hateful and sinister. She’s doing it because there’s a boycott going on, and she’s a racist xenophobe. What an ugly woman โ€” on the inside.

redheadedgammy
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Sheโ€™s a trump, itโ€™s to be expected!

Lone Wolf
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When you all go to prison I hope they give Barron the much needed psychological help he needs. You all are messing up his mind. BTW, Didn’t hooker wife say to leave him out of all of this?

BTW, Didn’t hooker wife say to leave him out of all of this?
I had a better way to say it but…I’m always in trouble anyway LOL

^_~

Scott Jackson
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Maybe this was her attempt to show daddy how to properly lift a glass with two hands. Dunno. By definition, evil STUPIDITY resides in darkness, so it’s hard to figure.

Bo Bo
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I have watched 3 1/2 years of this, proclamations that a tRumper or wannabe der fuhrer himself would somehow be held accountable for breaking this or that law. It. Never. Happens. My comment is not about this blog, poster, or the blatant misuse of public office here. It’s just that these stories are so regular and will continue to be, as there is no accountability. I had to stop reading Palmer Report years ago, because it was daily a set of articles claiming that the end was near for this administration. The reality is we are not even close yet… Read more »
p j evans
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Is there any cheese to go with this whine?

major matt mason
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Palmer’s sock puppet no doubt. So telling the truth is now whine?

p j evans
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Wut?

gettin too old for this sh!t
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gettin too old for this sh!t

Oui, c’est vrai.

Miranda
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I pity Barron for having to put up with a slut for a mother and a very cruel, totally asshole and very corrupt father. He would be a lot better off being brought up by his aunt Tiffany.

underwriter505
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Didn’t they steal the catch phrase from Smucker’s? I don’t know whether a slogan like that is copyrightable or trademarkable, but if so …

Nancy
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Borden’s, in my recollection.

deea118
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Yeah right. I’m sure Ivanka eats Goya beans from a can.

p j evans
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Just to make it really obvious, her father posed with a lineup of Goya products on the desk in front of him. On his official Instagram account. In the WH.

Meg Corrigan
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Not only does the word “Negro” appear in the Spanish translation of what’s in the can, but she includes her cutsie message in Spanish to troll the Hispanic viewers. Lord have mercy! ๐Ÿ™„

Tamara
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Robert Unanue, CEO of Goya Foods, praised the leader of the regime during a White House press conference, angering Latinx citizens – hence – a boycott of Goya Foods, with hashtag #Goyaway trending. It’s striking that the daughter chose frijoles negro to launch her “find something new” career.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/10/business/goya-foods-boycott-trump/index.html

p j evans
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She probably borrowed it from the box her father got to pose with. I doubt that she knows Spanish. (I’d have used “debe” rather than “tiene”. But I understand English better than she seems to.)

Rita
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What the hell is Ivanka doing advertising beans ? ?

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