One of the more nauseating aspects of the Trump presidency is the media attention focused on his two idiot sons, Uday and Qusay, or, more accurately, Donald Jr. and Eric. Raised to be Trump’s successors in his gilded outhouse of a “business empire,” they have succeeded in faithfully echoing and doubling down on their father’s virulent, racist stupidity, and, again like their father, have not — yet — publicly shit their britches in public. Hey, credit where credit’s due, right?

Well, the Moron Twins decided to start the weekend off with a bang.

Junior led off the weekend festivities on Saturday, reposting a vile little concoction on Instagram labeling Joe Biden as a pedophile.

Predictably, Idiot #1 came back crying that he had been misunderstood, and all of the “LOL” emojis should have clearly indicated to anyone that he was merely joshing around.

Because labeling someone a pedophile is ALWAYS good for a laugh, right, Uday? He them came back with a four-pack of pictures of Biden indulging in “unwanted touching” of various children, at least one of which I’m 90% sure is Photoshopped. We’re all aware that Grandpa Biden likes to smooch and nuzzle kids, and, as every grandparent will tell you, sometimes the kids go, “Ewww, Grandpa!” Did Biden go a little far at times? Sure he did. Does Biden owe Uday a fist in his fat mouth for using that as a platform to pole-vault an outlandish, libelous accusation of pedophilia? In my view, absolutely. (For the record, I also believe that Bill Clinton should have whipped Rush Limbaugh’s ass for calling his daughter Chelsea the “White House dog.”)

Biden spokesperson Andrew Bates responded:

No repulsive, manipulative tactic will change the subject from how almost 90,000 Americans have paid for Donald Trump’s coronavirus negligence with their lives and how the booming economy he inherited from the Obama-Biden administration is now suffering from depression-level job losses.

I appreciate the counterattack, but I would have liked to have seen Bates respond more directly, with a flat denial and an offer to come over and crunch Uday’s teeth…wait, that one would be more my style than the style of a presidential campaign, and now we all know why Biden didn’t hire me as a campaign spokesperson.

Biden has flatly denied Tara Reade’s garbage claims of him mauling her in a Senate office hallway, and Reade’s story continues to collapse around her. But don’t think that will stop the Trump campaign’s relentless attempts to paint Biden as guilty of the same offenses Trump has committed.

Younger and, if possible, stupider brother Qusay decided, as he always does, to try to keep up with his big brother. He ran to Jeanne “I’m NOT Drunk On the Air, How Dare You!” Pirro’s show on Fox Pravda to claim that the COVID-19 virus is a magical construct made by Democrats, presumably made in Doctor Obama’s secret mad scientist lair in Kenya, designed to derail his idiot father’s chances to win the presidency. Qusay said in all earnestness:

Biden loves this. […] You watch, they’ll milk it every single day between now and November 3. And guess what, after November 3, coronavirus will magically, all of a sudden, go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen.

Presto change-o, Avada Kedavra, poof! No more virus! Why, those wily Democrats…!

Biden communications director Kate Bedingfield, undoubtedly already heartily sick of whacking down one idiot atack after another, saying:

We’re in the middle of the biggest public health emergency in a century, with almost 90,000 Americans dead, 1.5 million infected, and 36 million workers newly jobless. So for Eric Trump to claim that the coronavirus is a political hoax that will “magically” disappear is absolutely stunning and unbelievably reckless.

Well, to be fair, Ms. Bedingfield, “unbelievably reckless” is Qusay’s middle name. Wait, I thought it was “mouth-slobbering diaper fouler.” Someone check me on this; it can’t be both.

She also said the Trump administration/campaign (there is no difference between the two) of being “desperate to do whatever they can to throw up a smokescreen to try to conceal his historic mismanagement of this crisis.” And this is the only instance in Bedingfield’s responses that I disagree with. The Trumpers didn’t “mismanage” anything. That would assume that they tried, and failed, to actually “manage” the crisis. They didn’t try at all, unless you consider callous disregard and deliberate sabotage “managing” the situation.

This kind of idiotic rhetorical savagery from Trump, his bleach-gargling sons, and his campaign as a whole will continue throughout the campaign. The current favorite is Trump’s ludicrous “Obamagate!” accusations. Never mind that Trump can’t specify exactly what heinous crimes and treasonous actions actually occurred under Obama. There isn’t a single fact to the allegations, it’s pure branding. If Trump, his idiot offspring, and his fellow idiots all honk and bleat it in unison, the theory goes, it won’t really matter that there’s nothing at all behind the glittery label. How much did Trump make from Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University, and all the other second-rate scams he pulled on the gullible public? Now he’s trotting out another one, and like the last one, he will gain some headway with it — there’s a sucker born every minute, the circus guy reportedly said, and two to take ’em. (Hint: Barnum almost certainly didn’t say those words. Doesn’t matter for our purposes.)

The Trump campaign wants to redo his Star Wars theme of 2016, where he leads a band of rag-tag, patriotic rebels on an attack against the evil Empire, formerly led by Darth Obama and his Sith sidekick Darth Hillary, but with Darth Grampa now vying for leadership. “…Trump is the outsider trying to take on those who were entrenched in power for decades, 2016 Trump campaign aide Jason Miller told an AP reporter. “And if Trump is the outsider, Biden is the insider.”

Right. Trump, who’s squatted like a toad in the Oval Office for four years, is an “outsider.” But, as we’ve learned, if they scream it loudly and repeatedly enough, with Fox Pravda, OANN, Breitbart and the others in his media empire joining in, then it will provide some “legs” for the campaign.

It’s up to us to keep pushing back on that narrative. And if Obi-Wan Joe gets to punch Uday’s lights out at some point during the campaign, that makes things just that much better.

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15 Comments on "Trump’s Idiot Sons Defame Biden, Democrats. In Other Words, It Must be Monday"

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Lil Blue Sock
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Joe could take Junior…..one taste of the Scranton Soup Bone and Junior would take off like a dog with a scalded azz….and a broken jaw.

It brings me solace that Trump-O is realizing his worst fear…..that Donald Trump Jr. would turn out to be a complete and utter loser.

The other one is about three months behind the times…..90,000 Americans and their families are convinced this is not a “Democrat Hoax”, dumbass.

lauran
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I like your usage of Uday and Qusay but I prefer to think of them as “Lurch” and “Uncle Fester” (with a beard). Either way, they are head over heals out of their league when they go to battle on Twitter. Sad, very, very sad!

Joseph
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How DARE you besmirch the saintly images of Lurch and Uncle Fester by comparing them to Trump’s demon spawn! Lurch was actually pretty smart as he ALWAYS knew when one of Gomez’s actions was going to go wrong, even as Morticia would lovingly approve (although she would normally take precautions to avoid being injured). And Fester (at least, in the TV show) was far more of the lovable buffoon–a kind of foreshadowing of Homer Simpson–who always had good intentions, even if things didn’t always go the way he planned. (The 1990s movie version, played by Christopher Lloyd, was initially a… Read more »
lauran
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LOL…OK, I’ll admit I was thinking more along visual than intellectual lines…

Joseph
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Michael, you wrote “One of the more nauseating aspects of the Trump presidency is the media attention focused on his two idiot sons, Uday and Qusay, or, more accurately, Donald Jr. and Eric.”

Personally, I think it would’ve been more effective the other way: “his two idiot sons, Donald Jr and Eric, or, more accurately Uday and Qusay.” Especially as you continue the Uday/Qusay references later on.

Lil Blue Sock
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Isn’t that the Irish pub in the photo where Beavis and Butthead ran up a tab and then ran out of the pub on the tab???

dana fairfield
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Depends on who you ask. Right wing media point out that the bill was paid in full the next day as per normal. Left wing media alleges they stiffed the bar, and Dad’s hotel only paid in full because of the adverse publicity.

dana fairfield
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The “edit”never works. I don’t understand why the option is even there. Anyhoo, three days later.

Cynthia Feaster
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Traitortrump IS an incestuous pedophile if the rumors that we hear about his inappropriate relationship with his daughter Ivanka are true. Maybe that’s why his imbecile sons think they recognize those tendencies in Biden- BUT I did refer to both spawns of demonic-dr.death-devil-donald trump as imbeciles. Their fools’ errand to take down Biden with lies won’t work. They should go ask the other imbecile and liar Tara Reade if her lies worked- she got “outed” and now looks stupid like the traitor-trump-twins eric & donniejr.

Scott Jackson
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Vietnam 58k dead in 10 yrs. Korean war 36k dead. Trump 91,000 dead in 10wks and counting. The offspring, examples of Darwin’s waiting room, deserve serious jail time for accessory to murder. After all, Charles Manson never killed anyone and his followers killed less than a dozen people. Donnie jr. & Eric would make great girlfriends in the joint, except they whine like bitches.