This Move Isn’t For The “Base”


*Sigh* If it’s Friday, then it must be Funky Friday. Once again Emperor Gluteus Maximus is licking his numbus nuttus in public. When asked in the Oval Office today about Tubby the Ewok’s naked power play to spring Michael Flynn, Trump replied, Oh, I think you’re going to see a great deal more in the next few weeks. This is just one piece of a dirty puzzle.

OK, this is going to turn into a mammoth problem for Trump, with absolutely no viable upside for him, so of course he’s dead set on this path. For starters, the optics are terrible. The nation is still in the middle of a national pandemic, no matter Trump’s demented comments. A whole bunch of states are reopening states where the daily infection rate as well as the death rate is rising, and Trump is bitching about having to constantly raise the expected death toll. And it’s only going to get worse in the coming weeks. And El Pendejo Presidente is fixated on revisiting the Trump-Russia investigation.

This move is not about revving up the base for the 2020 election, for the simple reason that it can’t be! Trump is flogging the original dead horse here, because he beat the fucking rap! He already spiked the ball in the end zone over his acquittal. Nobody cares anymore! Trump revisiting the Scandal is like the winning coach in the Super Bowl bitching to the media about a holding call in the third quarter. Who cares?!? You won! Besides, these days even Trump supporters are more interested in earning a paycheck, keeping a roof over their heads, and food in their kids faces than that old saw.

So, why do it? Personally, I think that there are two reasons. The first reason was provided by former high ranking FBI official Frank Figliuzzi on MSNBC. Trump’s back is against the wall. His popularity is in the tanker, his polling numbers are in the toilet, and he’s behind in critical states. Fugliuzzi mentioned something interesting, notice how Trump has never called it the Mueller hoax, or the Democratic hoax, or the Comey hoax? No, the goddamn thing has never been anything other than the Russia hoax.

That investigation was an embarrassment to Trump, and it will be used against him in the campaign. But I don’t expect any sudden rash of pardons for Manafort, Stone, Flynn if the current trick doesn’t work, or any of the other slobs who facilitated this mess. Because they weren’t convicted of conspiring with Russia. And Russia is the embarrassment for Trump.

And it’s not just an embarrassment for Trump either, it’s also a major embarrassment for Vlad the Imp. Remember, there’s at least one open indictment coming out of the Mueller investigation. And that’s a very specific indictment against more than two dozen Russian GRU officers for tampering in the election. That is the gold ring here, nothing else. If Trump wants the Russia monkey off of his back, then Barr must find a way to vacate those indictments, full of nasty things like names, ranks, office identification, and even goddamn IP addresses. If that goes away, Trump can go back to calling it a hoax, or a witch hunt for his slobbering fools.

The second reason is my own, and I touched upon it briefly in a recent article. Despite his narcissism, I’m almost starting to believe that the inconvenient truth has started to seep in for Trump that, like Donovan and his cheesy Mello Yello, is about to become a one hit wonder. And if Trump can’t get a second term, then he will have no opportunity to accomplish something spectacular enough to overshadow the blood red stain of impeachment. This specter is intolerable to Trump.

So from where I’m sitting, watch for William Barr to do everything in his power to undermine or overturn every negative result coming out from the Mueller investigation and the pursuant court cases and pleas. Because only by illegitimizing every possible step of the investigation and convictions, can Trump hope to con historians into writing that the entire impeachment process was illegitimate.

The problem with this tactic is that unlike Trump himself, the vast majority of reputable historians are not blathering morons. They will not only cover the original investigations and trials fairly and dispassionately, but then they’ll go into great detail about the ham handed attempt to dismiss it as illegitimate. Which will only make William Barr look every bit as dishonorable, unethical, corrupt, and criminal as Trump himself. Which is something to look forward to.

To know the future, look to the past.before the insanity of the 2020 election, relive the insanity of the 2016 GOP primary campaign, and the general election, to see how we got to where we are. Copies of President Evil, and the sequel, President Evil II, A Clodwork Orange are available as e-books on Amazon, at the links above. Catch up before the upcoming release of the third book in the trilogy, President Evil III: All The Presidents Fen

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p j evans

The word is they’re going to try something like an arrest and show trial of *Obama* because reasons.
I think that would bring people out in the streets and have this maladministration running for their lives – Obama is *much* more popular than any of these criminals.


They go for Obama, an ACTUAL citizen’s militia of all races will be parked outside his front door the next morning. There’s only so much even Trump’s sycophants will do.


I see it differently, Murf (big surprise, right?). Barr is trying to outrace Trump’s senility for that pardon he so desperately wants. He’s making the classic mistake of thinking that if he does JUST enough good deeds (regardless of where they actually go…do recall Judge Sullivan has final say on Flynn and has NOT been impressed with Barr’s antics), he’ll get what he’s after.

I doubt it’s going to happen, even if Trump was in full possession of his faculties. So all Barr is doing is adding to his eventual rap sheet.

About this: “like Donovan and his cheesy Mello Yello, is about to become a one hit wonder.” Um, Donovan was anything but a one-hit wonder. And you should really know better, Murf. He also had a REALLY big hit with a song called “Sunshine Superman” (which hit #1 on the charts; “Mellow Yellow” only got to #2) plus he had a top 10 hit with a song called “Hurdy Gurdy Man” (which was used over the opening and end credits of the 2007 film, “Zodiac”) and “Atlantis” (which was parodied, by Donovan himself, in the “Futurama” episode, “The Deep South”).

I named my daughter Jennifer because of his song Jennifer Juniper. Cheesy? One hit? I’m cheesy, Donovan ain’t.


Ah but which is the one that endures, Joseph?

Well, “Sunshine Superman” may actually be the one that truly endures in the music world (it was sampled for a mid-to-late 90s song called “Legend of a Cowgirl” by Imani Coppola) and, as I noted, “Atlantis”–or, rather the Donovan-performed parody, “Atlanta”–will remain forever in the minds of “Futurama” fans. Donovan may not have had as many hits as, say Prince or the Beatles or Rod Stewart, but to say that there’s only “one that endures” is just as dumb as trying to say that “Purple Rain” or “Hey Jude” or “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy” are the only “one that… Read more »
Cherl Harrell

What seems illogical to me, is that the impeachment was based on his call the president of Ukraine and not Russia, right?